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[untilmydarknessgoes]

And look who came crawling back.

You know, I did try to warn you about overlooking me for the witch. But hey, good on you for lasting what? A whole two weeks without me.

You really showed me, mun.

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[descendent]

[ omg shut up damon. 8|| elena just sighs and decides to humour him, because what else is there to do besides ruin his life and look good while doing it? ]

You seem really hurt about it, Damon.

[untilmydarknessgoes]

I know you gotta let them make their own mistakes, but it just tears me up inside watching her do it.

[See? He looks sad. That means his heart is definitely bleeding.]

[descendent]

[ what heart? /shot. ]

... You want your mun remembering you exist? I thought you would've compelled her to leave you alone.

[untilmydarknessgoes]

You don't think I didn't try that already? [Elena, you wound him. That was the first thing he tried!] Apparently, compulsion doesn't work on muns.

So, my choices are to sit here and be bored or have her pay attention to me.

[descendent]

[ well, you are pretty simple ... ]

The moment my mun paid attention to me, I ended up in a castle. Be glad she's focused on a witch - [ and she diverts from this train of thought. "the witch" kind of sounds familiar. her voice sounds so hopeful. ] Is it Bonnie?

[untilmydarknessgoes]

No, but she is amazingly even less fun than Bonnie.

[primogen_vampirate]

I'm detecting a twinge of hostility aimed at witches, darling.

Now what would be the cause of that?

[untilmydarknessgoes]

I'll let you take a wild guess.

[primogen_vampirate]

Did a nasty little curse get you in a snit, dear?

[untilmydarknessgoes]

Yeah, we'll go with that.

[primogen_vampirate]

You seem awfully perky, all things considered. She must not be a very good witch.

[untilmydarknessgoes]

I never said I got cursed, just that there was at least one witch and at least one curse.

[primogen_vampirate]

Ah, serves me right for presuming.

Your name, darling?

[untilmydarknessgoes]

Oh, you haven't heard of me? That hurts.

Damon. Damon Salvatore.

[primogen_vampirate]

Mmm...Italian?

[untilmydarknessgoes]

What was your first hint?

[primogen_vampirate]

The smoldering eyes. And the fact that your last name is "Savior."

[untilmydarknessgoes]

[Wow, you just magically got a whole lot less annoying.]

So wonderful of you to notice.

[primogen_vampirate]

I'm observant like that, darling. And one would have to be headless not to notice those eyes of yours.

[untilmydarknessgoes]

[Yep, off that Annoying List he keeps indefinitely.]

And who exactly are you?

[primogen_vampirate]

Oh dear. What a question. Doctor Mina Barrett, Primogen and Hierophant of the Circle of the Crone, City of Chicago, formerly Mary Read of the HMS Revenge, et cetera, et cetera, and so forth.

Mina will do.

[untilmydarknessgoes]

That works out just fine. I stopped listening after Mina anyways.

[primogen_vampirate]

A bit cocky. I like that in a man.

[untilmydarknessgoes]

There's a lot to like about me.

[primogen_vampirate]

I do hope you can put your money where your mouth is.