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[definingfuture]

Do your tags. Do your tags. Do your tags.

See? It's not that funny to have someone nag you, is it? Stop telling me what to do. I do know how to talk to people, thanks. I just don't have anything to say to him.

And just so we're clear, you could find a better canon point. One that isn't constantly miserable. Yes, it does exist.

Now, really. Do those tags.

Comments

[therealgenius]

Wow, you totally just told her. Super sweet burn there, buddy.

[definingfuture]

You shut up or I'm getting the squirt bottle.

[therealgenius]

Aw, are you calling me a pussy?

[definingfuture]

Maybe just a bitch. How's that?

[tasteslikecoconut]

What was that? Nothing to say to who?

[definingfuture]

Get out.

[tasteslikecoconut]

Actually you know what, I might just stay here. It's comfy. Lots of space, nice and... [His lip twitches into a barely repressed grin.] ... welcoming. Yes, that was the word I was looking for. Inviting.

[definingfuture]

Yeah. Sit down. Just make yourself at home.

You're a real prick, you know that?

[neveracoward]

I thought you were more persuasive than that, Stark.

[definingfuture]

You want to see persuasive, sweetheart? Wait 'til I get going.

[neveracoward]

[Sweetheart? That's the best foot to get off on with her, Tony, really.]

I do hope that's not your idea of propositioning me.

[definingfuture]

[He's destructive when he's irritated.]

My idea of propositioning you... That's not something I'd discuss in front of polite company.

[butwhytho]

Has she done her tags yet?

[definingfuture]

No, she hasn't. We're getting nowhere fast.

[butwhytho]

It's better than getting everywhere slowly, maybe? Maybe if you go nowhere quickly, you'll get everywhere eventually, because nowhere means you're doing nothing and if you're doing nothing then you'll be sedentary. Even snails have to move.

Like a shark! If they stop swimming, they die.

[definingfuture]

...How did that remotely make sense, Pete?

[like_a_gerbil]

What canon point is your mundane using, Tony?

[definingfuture]

[Ah... that. That's a hard question coming from him.]

Just after the funeral. Apparently bumping things forward hasn't had as much appeal.

[like_a_gerbil]

[He was kinda expecting a point around there.]

'M sorry you keep having to go through that. I wish I knew a way to change your mundane's mind. You should be able to move forward. Get a chance to move on and fix things.

[definingfuture]

[It's not like things really get better later... Just more messy. But it hurts more from this point.]

It's fine. I... It's what I signed up for. I'm to blame for- Well, let's forget it for now.

At least I'm not a Skrull. At least things get better.

[At least a lot of things. He never really does move on. But he fixes things. If only he could fix his problems with Cap.]

/threadjacks because now MCU is in a bad mood too.

[tasteslikecoconut]

I wouldn't talk to him right now, Steve. He's a sourpuss. Even more so than you were in the beginning, and that's saying something.

Why's MCU in a bad mood? oO

[like_a_gerbil]

I wasn't that bad after Loki quit with the...um...mind whammy?

Please leave him alone, Tony. It's - [Pausing, Steve wonders how much he wants to say about that canon point, especially when he's sure that what happened to that Steve is going to happen to him. Is it dangerous to know your future on dear_mun?] It's complicated. He doesn't need us making it worse.

[inebriety]

[Tony wouldn't be Tony if he wasn't constantly miserable though.]

If you're so miserable, why encourage them to do their tags?

[definingfuture]

[It is sad that that is a valid character trait.]

I'm not miserable. Just... I'm just saying. It's annoying.

And the tags belong to others. If they spent more time on those, maybe I wouldn't be here.

[inebriety]

[They can commiserate in their misery.]

Them letting you speak hear says they're more invested in you than you'd hope.

[He grins.]

Can't be all bad here, you can see dead people sometimes. Hoping I'll run into Jarvis or Greg one of these days.

[No, you won't because no one plays from the Ultimates.]