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Do your tags. Do your tags. Do your tags.

See? It's not that funny to have someone nag you, is it? Stop telling me what to do. I do know how to talk to people, thanks. I just don't have anything to say to him.

And just so we're clear, you could find a better canon point. One that isn't constantly miserable. Yes, it does exist.

Now, really. Do those tags.

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Wow, you totally just told her. Super sweet burn there, buddy.

You shut up or I'm getting the squirt bottle.

Aw, are you calling me a pussy?

Maybe just a bitch. How's that?

At least my loser at the keyboard actually listens to me. It seems I have something over you for once, huh?

[loser at the keyboard, ilu 2 justin]

I have a good grasp on my "loser at the keyboard", trust me. It's part of the process.

And no. No, you don't.

You'd know all about processes, right? How many times have you tried to go sober at this point? Or is that another process that you'll never actually see to an end?

[HE'S SOBER. THAT'S A ONE UP]

[Mention that again. Go ahead, smart ass.]

I am sober. Thanks for thinking of me, Hammer. I'm just fine. Not that I can't out perform you drunk, but I'm dry.

[Spider-Man doesn't kill people, says Aunt May. Does Iron Man hit people?]

You're not dry tonight. You're wearing a Super Maxi-pad, right? Wouldn't want to bleed all over your trousers because you hadn't taken the proper precautions.

What was that? Nothing to say to who?

I thought you were more persuasive than that, Stark.

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[Without question.]

Stop being obnoxious or you're the one that'll be bleeding all over that nice suit, Hammer.

Do yourself a favor and learn when to quit. You might actually do decent business that way. Start off in a different market.

Get out.

[...oh isn't this peachy]

I see you met the you I deal with, huh?

Actually you know what, I might just stay here. It's comfy. Lots of space, nice and... [His lip twitches into a barely repressed grin.] ... welcoming. Yes, that was the word I was looking for. Inviting.

You want to see persuasive, sweetheart? Wait 'til I get going.

[Sweetheart? That's the best foot to get off on with her, Tony, really.]

I do hope that's not your idea of propositioning me.

[Bad day. He has them, you know.]

I've had the pleasure, if that's what they call it.

Yeah. Sit down. Just make yourself at home.

You're a real prick, you know that?

[Bad days have been Justin's entire life thanks to him. Don't even start, you alkie loser.]

Ah, I shouldn't, but I love it. Miserable fuck when it comes to people skills, isn't he? You should ask him about his birthday party, I read that he literally pissed the suit in front of all his guests.

Hey, thanks. [He does just that, despite the way this entire conversation screams HOSTILE. It's not like he has a spidey-sense, but it's practically radiating off the guy. It makes this fun.]

Mmmm... I might have heard that one a time or two. Doesn't really bother me, if you haven't noticed. Is there any scotch around here?

Has she done her tags yet?

[He's destructive when he's irritated.]

My idea of propositioning you... That's not something I'd discuss in front of polite company.

[So he's always irritated? Badum tish.]

Sweetheart, I think we're both well aware neither of us even approach "polite."

[That's because you're a loser even when you're sober, asshole.]

I don't want to know what he did at any parties.

[He's likely done worse.]

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