New muse/voice testing | Possibly sending to 3step_paradise

[precocialghul]

This is a waste of time. You don't have what it takes to play me. I need a better mun than you. I'm sure you'll lose interest and I can actually do something worthwhile; like clean my room or brush my teeth.

I'm sure you understand sarcasm, right? You are on the internet. If you don't by now, you're even more hopeless than I thought. On the positive side I don't have to share this filthy headspace with any of the other Robins. At least you have good taste, but that's about all you have going for you.

I really don't care if you have a game in mind or not. I don't need to defend some other city. I defend Gotham. Going anywhere else would just be a waste of time.

Comments

[leftthenest]

Even if another city might need your help?

[precocialghul]

It's a place called Paradise. I doubt it needs any heroes with a name like that, Grayson.

[leftthenest]

Names can be misleading.

[precocialghul]

Then why don't you go?

[leftthenest]

Can't. Besides, I'd be bored to tears if it really is paradise.

[hoodbin]

Typical.

[precocialghul]

And what is that meant to insinuate?

[hoodbin]

That you only help when it suits your needs.

[precocialghul]

And you have the authority to judge because?

[robin_under_the_hood]

Well hi there little brother, how ya doin'? Is dad alright? What about Dickie and Timmy? They sharing and playing nice?

[precocialghul]

Who let you out of jail, Todd?

[robin_under_the_hood]

Jail? I have no idea what part of my crazy you're talking about.

[precocialghul]

It's sad when you become so insane you can't even remember doing to jail.

[hasstandards]

Paradise doesn't need some kid defending it, anyway. We have the police for a reason.

[precocialghul]

It's my experience the police tend to be inadequate.

[hasstandards]

And it's my experience that people who stick their noses where they don't belong just end up causin' more trouble for the rest of us.

[precocialghul]

Here's a hint; my nose does belong in the business of others. Comes with the cape.

[flyingg]

It could be a set of experiences that you can later use in Gotham. Anything can be a chance to learn.

[precocialghul]

And what kind of lessons could I learn in a place called Paradise, Grayson?

[flyingg]

That would depend on how ironic the name is.

If it isn't... don't say that you can't use learning how to deal with people who actually genuinely have neither reason nor intent to harm you. And if it is... business as usual, different rules, different tools.

[precocialghul]

I don't see the point of the first one. Why would I need to learn how to interact with civilians? Seems pointless.

[3rdsonofbatman]

What if Bruce was there? Defending Paradise wouldn't be that bad with a familiar face, huh?

[precocialghul]

He isn't. And depends on the familiar face. I'm looking at one I'd be glad to be away from in Paradise.

[3rdsonofbatman]

Ha ha. You finally developed a sense of humor.

[precocialghul]

It wasn't a joke.