New muse/voice testing | Possibly sending to 3step_paradise

[precocialghul]

This is a waste of time. You don't have what it takes to play me. I need a better mun than you. I'm sure you'll lose interest and I can actually do something worthwhile; like clean my room or brush my teeth.

I'm sure you understand sarcasm, right? You are on the internet. If you don't by now, you're even more hopeless than I thought. On the positive side I don't have to share this filthy headspace with any of the other Robins. At least you have good taste, but that's about all you have going for you.

I really don't care if you have a game in mind or not. I don't need to defend some other city. I defend Gotham. Going anywhere else would just be a waste of time.

Comments

[leftthenest]

Even if another city might need your help?

[precocialghul]

It's a place called Paradise. I doubt it needs any heroes with a name like that, Grayson.

[leftthenest]

Names can be misleading.

[precocialghul]

Then why don't you go?

[leftthenest]

Can't. Besides, I'd be bored to tears if it really is paradise.

[precocialghul]

So you'd rather send me to be bored out of my mind. I see how it is.

[hoodbin]

Typical.

[precocialghul]

And what is that meant to insinuate?

[hoodbin]

That you only help when it suits your needs.

[precocialghul]

And you have the authority to judge because?

[robin_under_the_hood]

Well hi there little brother, how ya doin'? Is dad alright? What about Dickie and Timmy? They sharing and playing nice?

[precocialghul]

Who let you out of jail, Todd?

[hoodbin]

Perhaps it was another you, but I was left for dead.

[robin_under_the_hood]

Jail? I have no idea what part of my crazy you're talking about.

[precocialghul]

It wasn't another me. I remember. But I had a villain to capture and you're alive, aren't you?

[A beat.]

I do owe you an apology for breaking my promise though. I'm sorry.

[precocialghul]

It's sad when you become so insane you can't even remember doing to jail.

[hoodbin]

A promise is a promise. You can't claim you're some kind of hero when you act like that.

[precocialghul]

One broken promise doesn't make me a failure as a hero. It just means I broke a promise.

[leftthenest]

I'm not sending you anywhere. I'm just saying that, no matter where you go, there's always a chance to carry on what you do in Gotham.

[robin_under_the_hood]

Last I checked I've never been to jail.

[precocialghul]

Of course there is a chance. Probability says someone has to be in danger at some point in any city.

[precocialghul]

Another you, maybe. My useless mundane says there might be time differences or even dimensional ones between me and others. No matter.

You wanted to know how everyone was? Father is missing, Grayson is now Batman, and Drake is off being useless, as per usual.

[hoodbin]

Whos to say you won't do it to someone else.

[precocialghul]

...Me. I won't let myself fail someone else like I failed you.

[hoodbin]

.... Good.

[ Awkwardly seems a bit happier. ]