homeless & voice-testing, canon is Tangled

[muchlesstouchyfeely]

Uh-huh. No, please, continue to explain. I'm waiting.

...right. Want to try it again?

Ok look. This isn't working out. It's just not going to. It's not you, it's really not. It's me. I'm a free spirit. I need my space. I can't be confined. I--

Well, yes it's better than prison, but if that's your base of comparison you're setting the bar pretty low.

...I can see that's going to be a trend.

All right all right. So if you're going to parade me around somewhere, do you think you could at least do it somewhere near Blondie?

What? No. Nonono. No.

No.

No. I'm not worried about her. I just need my satchel back. Strictly... strictly business.

...oh just be quiet.

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[hairflyingheartpounding]

[Silly Eugene.]

My mun's glad to see another you around.




So am I.

[muchlesstouchyfeely]

Yes well, that's natural. Can't imagine more of me being anything but a blessing.

[Yeah, ok, you keep thinking that, Rider.]

But, it's not so bad seeing you either.

[hairflyingheartpounding]

Whatever you say, Eugene.

Thanks, though.

[muchlesstouchyfeely]

Whatever I say. That's the right attitude, Blondie. Why can't we go with that line of thought more often?

You're welcome. Though.

[notnice]

Typical.

[muchlesstouchyfeely]

..."typical?" [H-his pride.]

[notnice]

Just like all the other humans. Never satisfied. Have to get your wish, don't you?

[crazycatdemon]

Sure sounds like you're worried about her to me.

[muchlesstouchyfeely]

Then you must not have been listening very closely. Strictly. Business.

...you know, you kind of sound like someone I know. [Brb peering at you now, HB.] Actually, you kind of look like him too through the... chin. Not so much the ah... [He waves his hand around his own forehead.] this region.

[crazycatdemon]

Riiiiight. Strictly business. You keep telling yourself that.

[That... Was the completely wrong thing to say, Eugene.] What's that supposed to mean?

[heartisabattleground]

Business, huh? Sure it is.

[Sora knows your type. Trying to act like it's nothing but really they do care.]

[muchlesstouchyfeely]

That's right. It is. Minor detour to take a blonde to see some lights and I get back to my, uh, investment opportunities. Simple transaction.

[...why whatever do you mean? Really care? That's impossible.]

[heartisabattleground]

[If you have a heart, you learn to care. Listen to your Disney Jesus KH Jesus.]

Uh huuuuuuuuh. Than how come you were blushing before?

[ourfavoriteflavor]

I might not be an expert, but it definitely sounds like you're worried.

[muchlesstouchyfeely]

Why would I worry? It's not like I've suddenly developed a soft spot. Don't get me wrong. She's cute. But do you know how I met her? A series of frying-pan-inflicted head injuries.

I mean, she's very sweet. And a lot braver than I expected her to be. And not a slouch in a fight. But she just believes people and trusts all sorts of people she shouldn't. Like me, for example. All around, a terrible idea.

[ourfavoriteflavor]

It's the tough ones that grow on us the most. [Right? Right?

Please tell Herc he's right, because he really has to clue. The only girl he's ever successfully been with is Meg, and well. We all know Hades had a hand in that thing.]

At least... I think so. B-but anyways, if you're such a bad person, then I don't think you'd be so concerned about her.

[seethelanterns]

Of course you're not.

....But it's good to see you around. Another you, I mean.

[muchlesstouchyfeely]

Glad to hear you agree.

It's good to be seen, Blondie. And good to see you too. ...from a practical standpoint.

[seethelanterns]

Right.

There's a you where I am as well, but mun has noticed there don't seem to be as many of you around now. I don't recall you mentioning prison though.

[corona]

I... don't think you mentioned anything about prison when we made our deal, Flynn.

[muchlesstouchyfeely]

Told you it was a bad idea to trust me. I guess you'll have to do better background checks on your hostage/guide in the future. Live and learn, Goldie.

[corona]

Says the man who climbed up a mysterious tower before checking to see who was home? Uh huh! You are lucky I only took you hostage.

[letdownmyhair]

Ohhhhh, so that's why those men and that horse were chasing after you~!

[muchlesstouchyfeely]

Hey. Now, that was just a big misunderstanding.

[Something like that.] What're you trying to get at here, Blondie?

[letdownmyhair]

Uh-huh~ [She doesn't believe you, Flynn.]

Well, I'm guessing that they had a fair reason for not liking you! That's all~