homeless & voice-testing, canon is Tangled

[muchlesstouchyfeely]

Uh-huh. No, please, continue to explain. I'm waiting.

...right. Want to try it again?

Ok look. This isn't working out. It's just not going to. It's not you, it's really not. It's me. I'm a free spirit. I need my space. I can't be confined. I--

Well, yes it's better than prison, but if that's your base of comparison you're setting the bar pretty low.

...I can see that's going to be a trend.

All right all right. So if you're going to parade me around somewhere, do you think you could at least do it somewhere near Blondie?

What? No. Nonono. No.

No.

No. I'm not worried about her. I just need my satchel back. Strictly... strictly business.

...oh just be quiet.

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[hairflyingheartpounding]

[Silly Eugene.]

My mun's glad to see another you around.




So am I.

[notnice]

Typical.

[muchlesstouchyfeely]

Yes well, that's natural. Can't imagine more of me being anything but a blessing.

[Yeah, ok, you keep thinking that, Rider.]

But, it's not so bad seeing you either.

[muchlesstouchyfeely]

..."typical?" [H-his pride.]

[hairflyingheartpounding]

Whatever you say, Eugene.

Thanks, though.

[crazycatdemon]

Sure sounds like you're worried about her to me.

[muchlesstouchyfeely]

Whatever I say. That's the right attitude, Blondie. Why can't we go with that line of thought more often?

You're welcome. Though.

[notnice]

Just like all the other humans. Never satisfied. Have to get your wish, don't you?

[hairflyingheartpounding]

You're pretty difficult, you know that?

[muchlesstouchyfeely]

Then you must not have been listening very closely. Strictly. Business.

...you know, you kind of sound like someone I know. [Brb peering at you now, HB.] Actually, you kind of look like him too through the... chin. Not so much the ah... [He waves his hand around his own forehead.] this region.

[heartisabattleground]

Business, huh? Sure it is.

[Sora knows your type. Trying to act like it's nothing but really they do care.]

[muchlesstouchyfeely]

My... wish. I mean, sure, but I prefer to think of it as being ambitious. Looking to go places in this world. Career advancement. You know?

[crazycatdemon]

Riiiiight. Strictly business. You keep telling yourself that.

[That... Was the completely wrong thing to say, Eugene.] What's that supposed to mean?

[muchlesstouchyfeely]

Am I?

Nope, can't see it. You must be looking at this the wrong way. I'm a very easy going sort of guy. Downright accommodating.

[notnice]

And have you ever considered the price?

[muchlesstouchyfeely]

That's right. It is. Minor detour to take a blonde to see some lights and I get back to my, uh, investment opportunities. Simple transaction.

[...why whatever do you mean? Really care? That's impossible.]

[hairflyingheartpounding]

But--

Alright, fine. You're right.

[He's lucky she misses him.]

So... Does your mun have any thoughts on a game for you?

[muchlesstouchyfeely]

That's the general plan.

[And telling himself and telling himself and telling himself. ...but oh crap he made the large red man angry, didn't he?] ...They're... not so well-coiffed? Downright scraggly, you know? But that's sort of the look, I think. Brigands, thieves, try to look intimidating. It's actually a lot of effort to look like you don't care about your appearance.

[Backpedaling at the speed of light.]

[muchlesstouchyfeely]

Look. If we're going to get into the whole "stealing is bad" lecture, I've heard it. I really have. But the palace isn't going to miss one tiny crown. They've got lots of shiny fancy things. No one is even wearing it!

[muchlesstouchyfeely]

I'm right? I mean, yes. Yes. That's right.

[...he really is. He has no chance against her in a fair fight.]

I'm still trying to figure out if she has thoughts at all. But no, nowhere in mind just yet.

[hairflyingheartpounding]

Oh! Well, my mun is apping me at this... Institute place.

If you wanted me nearby.

[heartisabattleground]

[If you have a heart, you learn to care. Listen to your Disney Jesus KH Jesus.]

Uh huuuuuuuuh. Than how come you were blushing before?

[crazycatdemon]

[Nope, still not the right thing to be saying.]

Who said I was a thief? Or that I don't care about how I look?

[muchlesstouchyfeely]

Institute? The mun hasn't heard of it. What's it like?

I mean, all I'm saying is having you close by would be... convenient. [Yeah. That's it. Keep telling yourself that.]

You're... not just getting yourself trapped somewhere new, right? Rapunzel?

[hairflyingheartpounding]

It's new, I guess. It's at theinstitute; it's kind of different from a lot of games.

Convenient... Alright.

Um, not trapped! Not really.