canon is carnival phantasm...what am i doing

[rulebreak]

MONGREL!

[You rang?]

You think highly of yourself indeed, if you dare to assume control over me. I am the rules, you can't so easily exert your will over my own! Let it be known to the world and shouted to the stars that none may control the King of Heroes, Gilga--

[I have video games and alcohol.]

-...Relinquish that modern gaming system known as a 'PS3' to me and perhaps in my infinite mercy as king of everything I will spare you for your insolence.

-Gilgamesh, King of Heroes

Comments

[allseeingdeath]

You sure do talk loud. [ Cleaning out one ear as we speak. ]

Can't afford a PS3 on your own, "king of everything"?

[rulebreak]

Of course I can.

But why squander away wealth on something I can simply take?

gil pls

[allseeingdeath]

They could just not give it to you, you know.

pls indeed

[rulebreak]

I am incredibly persuasive.

[allseeingdeath]

Yeah, I can see that. You'd have to try a little harder to get something if it were me.

[rulebreak]

Fortunately for you, there's nothing you possess that I desire.

[allseeingdeath]

So the "king of everything" is really just "King of everything that doesn't belong to Shiki", then? Sounds a bit fraudulent to me.

[rulebreak]

All you own is worthless to me.

[allseeingdeath]

We should think of a new title then. King of not-so-much everything, King of somethings, king of not a lot.

Do you have any ideas?