canon is carnival phantasm...what am i doing

[rulebreak]

MONGREL!

[You rang?]

You think highly of yourself indeed, if you dare to assume control over me. I am the rules, you can't so easily exert your will over my own! Let it be known to the world and shouted to the stars that none may control the King of Heroes, Gilga--

[I have video games and alcohol.]

-...Relinquish that modern gaming system known as a 'PS3' to me and perhaps in my infinite mercy as king of everything I will spare you for your insolence.

-Gilgamesh, King of Heroes

Comments

[puppy_lancer]

...You should've upped it to video games, alcohol, and a pretty girl. Just saying.

[rulebreak]

Hah! As if the women of this era could be more than mere annoyances to a king!

Of course, I don't expect a stray dog to understand my refined tastes.

[sword_stalker]

To be swayed by such worthless human inventions... my my, how far the King of Heroes has fallen.

[puppy_lancer]

Oh I dunno. I've met some pretty good ladies here. Your loss if you can't appreciate them.

[rulebreak]

You are one to talk, witch. Don't think half of Fuyuki doesn't hear you locked in your room hard at work late into the night.

Airbrushing.

As if your pathetic crafting could ever reach the fine majesty of the real thing.

[rulebreak]

There's only one woman worthy of my attentions, dog.

[puppy_lancer]

Which one? Your mun?

[rulebreak]

[Ew.]

Saber, you barking imbecile!

I am so sorry

[smothersome]

I heard alcohooooool~.

don't lie no you're not

[rulebreak]

You're not invited.

[Sorry, he can't have anyone who sparkles more than he does.]

[puppy_lancer]

[Oh.]

I can see where you're coming from. She's a good woman...but she could do with a better figure.

...And enough with the dog jokes!

[Because his mun already makes enough of them thank you very much]

...maybe I'm not

[smothersome]

[...well that's just rude.]

What if I brought a tribute, o King of Heroes?

maybe nothin'

[rulebreak]

That would all depend on if it was worthy of my attention.

Well, alright then. I confess.

[smothersome]

[Keywords apply.]

Oh believe me, noble King, it would be. Far be it for me to offer thee something of low worth.

[sword_stalker]

[WOW RUDE]

Aa? What's that? You speak of things you clearly do not understand. You vastly underestimate my ability to capture such radiance. If you saw just one of those masterpieces, I think even one such as you would become overwhelmed with jealousy!

[Figures are Srs Business, don't you know.]

[rulebreak]

Hmph. A king on high cares little for the opinion of a stray. Saber is the ideal woman for me, and by that logic she is perfect in all aspects.

[rulebreak]

[We never said he was smart, Sparkledad.]

What was it you had in mind?

[rulebreak]

Jealousy? Such a thing is so far beneath me I hardly even comprehend the word. Why should I who is owner and ruler of all be envious of anything or anyone?

[smothersome]

[Smiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiile.]

What does one get the king who has everything? P'raps something dear to him now lost.

[allseeingdeath]

You sure do talk loud. [ Cleaning out one ear as we speak. ]

Can't afford a PS3 on your own, "king of everything"?

[rulebreak]

...You would attempt the impossible for drinks and modern games?

[rulebreak]

Of course I can.

But why squander away wealth on something I can simply take?

1/2

[smothersome]

...I am Irish, o Gilgamesh.

[smothersome]

Besides, 'tis not impossible for I. I brought my own son back to life each day for a time, so that he be not lost entirely to me.

1/2

[rulebreak]

...




Little wonder he had issues, then.