canon is carnival phantasm...what am i doing

[rulebreak]

MONGREL!

[You rang?]

You think highly of yourself indeed, if you dare to assume control over me. I am the rules, you can't so easily exert your will over my own! Let it be known to the world and shouted to the stars that none may control the King of Heroes, Gilga--

[I have video games and alcohol.]

-...Relinquish that modern gaming system known as a 'PS3' to me and perhaps in my infinite mercy as king of everything I will spare you for your insolence.

-Gilgamesh, King of Heroes

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[puppy_lancer]

...You should've upped it to video games, alcohol, and a pretty girl. Just saying.

[rulebreak]

Hah! As if the women of this era could be more than mere annoyances to a king!

Of course, I don't expect a stray dog to understand my refined tastes.

[puppy_lancer]

Oh I dunno. I've met some pretty good ladies here. Your loss if you can't appreciate them.

[rulebreak]

There's only one woman worthy of my attentions, dog.

[puppy_lancer]

Which one? Your mun?

[rulebreak]

[Ew.]

Saber, you barking imbecile!

[sword_stalker]

To be swayed by such worthless human inventions... my my, how far the King of Heroes has fallen.

[rulebreak]

You are one to talk, witch. Don't think half of Fuyuki doesn't hear you locked in your room hard at work late into the night.

Airbrushing.

As if your pathetic crafting could ever reach the fine majesty of the real thing.

[sword_stalker]

[WOW RUDE]

Aa? What's that? You speak of things you clearly do not understand. You vastly underestimate my ability to capture such radiance. If you saw just one of those masterpieces, I think even one such as you would become overwhelmed with jealousy!

[Figures are Srs Business, don't you know.]

[rulebreak]

Jealousy? Such a thing is so far beneath me I hardly even comprehend the word. Why should I who is owner and ruler of all be envious of anything or anyone?

[sword_stalker]

Because I have exactly what you want, King of Heroes!

I have heard the rumors, you know. About how even you will bend your knee to the Saber with the golden eyes. Well it just so happens that I have several finely crafted models of that remarkable personality...

I am so sorry

[smothersome]

I heard alcohooooool~.

don't lie no you're not

[rulebreak]

You're not invited.

[Sorry, he can't have anyone who sparkles more than he does.]

...maybe I'm not

[smothersome]

[...well that's just rude.]

What if I brought a tribute, o King of Heroes?

maybe nothin'

[rulebreak]

That would all depend on if it was worthy of my attention.

Well, alright then. I confess.

[smothersome]

[Keywords apply.]

Oh believe me, noble King, it would be. Far be it for me to offer thee something of low worth.

[rulebreak]

[We never said he was smart, Sparkledad.]

What was it you had in mind?

[allseeingdeath]

You sure do talk loud. [ Cleaning out one ear as we speak. ]

Can't afford a PS3 on your own, "king of everything"?

[rulebreak]

Of course I can.

But why squander away wealth on something I can simply take?

gil pls

[allseeingdeath]

They could just not give it to you, you know.

pls indeed

[rulebreak]

I am incredibly persuasive.

[allseeingdeath]

Yeah, I can see that. You'd have to try a little harder to get something if it were me.

[rulebreak]

Fortunately for you, there's nothing you possess that I desire.

[mama_saber]

I was wondering what you were doing for ten years in the Fake Priest's basement.

[caliburnt]

Did you forget your place already? Tch, wasting my time by having me come here to remind you of it.