AC: :ε the curious kitten begins her search for a home

[argoncharybdis]

Xε you know mun
:ε ~you are too easily enabled
:ε ~it is actually purrty funny!
:ε ~but i cant wait to see what happens!

:ε i just hope that wherever you take me has an ocean
:ε ~so i can release my little kittens!
:ε ~it would be purrfect!

:ε ~anyway
:ε ~you better get going!
:ε ~you have to work on that application now
:ε ~hurry! hurry! before i purrform the most deadly culling anyone has ever seen!

Comments

[caligulas_aquarium]

uh EXCUSE YOU it aint silly you got that
its awwesome
an i could ask you the same thing about those fins actually
an the tyrian
an
wwell

fuckin evverythin really wwhat givves

[argoncharybdis]

:ε what do you mean?
:ε im the mighty empurress!
:ε of course i have fins
:ε how else would i live underwater?

:ε and i still think its silly

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[caligulas_aquarium]

[There's only one reasonable explanation for this.]

[caligulas_aquarium]

nep you cant go around flarpin as a fuckin seadwweller AN A TYRIAN A ALL THINGS AT THAT
i can understand WWHY youd wwant to but that shit wwill get you culled
take off those fins an stick wwith pawwbeasts itll do you better in the long run

[argoncharybdis]

[She casually tugs on her fins, and for his visual confirmation, they do not just fall off.]

:ε dont be silly eridan!
:ε cullings are the most pawerful of hugs
:ε created by the most dread and pawerful kitten empurress herself!
:ε the empurress think you are the one flarping to be a tyrian!

[caligulas_aquarium]

ok no
i AM a seadwweller uh not a tyrian but im startin to think theres differin univversal shenanigans goin on here
that an a case of mistake identity but point is i AM a purpleblood wwhich is wwhy got the purple streak
an cape
an text
so youre just not the nep i wwas expectin is all

[argoncharybdis]

:ε ooh! that makes sense i guess
:ε but what Nepeta were you expecting then?

[caligulas_aquarium]

uh
shes a land dwwellin olivve blood wwho goes around pretendin shes a pawwbeast
JUST a pawwbeast

[argoncharybdis]

:ε so shes like my noble green purrbeast Gamzee!
:ε i wonder if she gets as vicious as he does on the hunt