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AC: :ε the curious kitten begins her search for a home

Xε you know mun
:ε ~you are too easily enabled
:ε ~it is actually purrty funny!
:ε ~but i cant wait to see what happens!

:ε i just hope that wherever you take me has an ocean
:ε ~so i can release my little kittens!
:ε ~it would be purrfect!

:ε ~anyway
:ε ~you better get going!
:ε ~you have to work on that application now
:ε ~hurry! hurry! before i purrform the most deadly culling anyone has ever seen!

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[So...]

[So Equius is gonna... you know...]

[...just... keep...]

[...standing here...]

[...apparently...]

[...ha ha... yeah.]

:ε equius!
:ε the excited kitten purrforms the mightiest of cullings!
:ε which is really just a great big hug!

[You know, he was just about to do the same thing. Good thing he didn't, though. Because as usual, Nepeta's unbelievable strength cae barreling at him with the force of a freight train.]

[Except this time, he actually manages to brace himself and not fall into a heap when she tackles him! That's new.]

[...But yeah, no words for this loser. Instead he's going to just wrap you up in the biggest damn moirail hug on the planet.]

[He totally was.]

[She purrs all the while, a toothy grin from ear to ear.]

:ε youre here!
:ε im so glad!

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GLUB! ANOTH-ER TYRIAN! 3:D

(Feferi bounces over, --EXCIT--ED as ever)

:ε another seadweller approaches!
:ε what will the kitten do?
:ε say hi of course!

)(-ELLO 38D
)(ow glubing WOND-ERFUL it is to meet anot)(er empress-to-be. W)(at does it mean to you to be culled? GLUB GLUB GLUB GLUB GLUB
(Feferi starts babbling on and on in her -EXCIT-EM-ENT)

:ε no words can describe a culling!
:ε the only way to purrfectly describe it is to show you!

[She takes a step back, grinning, before pouncing onto her target!]

:ε the terrifying kitten stalks her prey
:ε and pounces when the moment is right!
:ε pulling her prey into a great big hug!

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h3h3h3h3
w3ll 1f 1t 1snt th3 dr34d 3mpr3ss h3rs3lf >8)
1 dont know how m4ny oc34ns youll f1nd 4round h3r3 m1ss m4g3nt4 m4j3sty >8P

:ε im pawsitive my mun will purrvide me with a bunch of oceans!
:ε theyre everywhere after all
:ε right?

you would b3 surpr1s3d 4t how m4ny pl4c3s dont h4v3 oc34ns
or 3v3n st4nd1ng w4t3r >8)

:ε thats not very fun at all
:ε how can places not have water?
:ε that just seems silly!

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Nepeta
What A Surprise

Um
If Your Mundane Ever Mentions Anything About A Tower
Please Contest The Idea To The Fullest Extent Of Your Argumentative Ability

That Said
How Are You

:ε im so happy to see you kanaya!
:ε im doing well
:ε this is actually a lot of fun!

:ε its funny you mention that
:ε thats exactly where shes thinking of taking me!
:ε why would i say no?
:ε is there something wrong with that place?

It Is A Horrible Place
Shortly After My Arrival There Karkat And I Were Made To Relive The Events Of The Veil

Which Come To Think I Am Not Sure You Have Experienced Yet
But If You Have Not
Rest Assured That They Were Terrible

Other Unfortunate Events Have Included An Almost Tower Wide Fight To The Death That Took Place Within A Maze
And A Competition Between The Administrators Using The Residents As Pawns
And These Are Only Special Occasions
The Tower Itself Is Filled With Perils
All The Monsters Aside It Sometimes Seems As If The Architecture Itself Is Designed To Kill You

Please Nepeta Try To Convince Your Mundane To Reevaluate Her Decision
I Do Not Want You To Have To Suffer As I And The Others Have

wwell this is
uh
wwhat

:ε hey eridan?
:ε why are your words in purple?
:ε and why do you have a silly purrple streak in your hair?

uh EXCUSE YOU it aint silly you got that
its awwesome
an i could ask you the same thing about those fins actually
an the tyrian
an
wwell

fuckin evverythin really wwhat givves

:ε what do you mean?
:ε im the mighty empurress!
:ε of course i have fins
:ε how else would i live underwater?

:ε and i still think its silly

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k 4 on tihng
ur an adorabil kitty
n for 2
youre a very pritty shade of pruple
pink
w/e

but howre you typin
jfc

Edited 2012-08-05 04:30 (UTC)

:ε her empurress accepts your compliment most graciously!
:ε and in answer to your question
:ε i have hands with fingers and all

oh for fuck's sake.
IF IT AIN'T ALL THE MOTHER FUCKING CATFISH AGAIN.
been a long time since a brother set stubs on your ass, motherfucker.

:ε the dread kitten meows glubbily at her favorite noble purrbeast
:ε GAMZEE!
:ε whats with the purrple text?
:ε that sure is difurrent for you

[Oh god.

Oh god.

Oh god.

Well fuck.]

hey nep

:ε hello Eridan!
:ε her mighty empurress is surprised to sea you here!

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