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[kingofthiscastle]

My dear, sweet girl,

'So many thunder bolt jokes, so little time' isn't a particularly conventional reason behind an indefinite partnership with an overpowering entity, but don't let my incredulity fool you.

It is, after all, only aimed at the unfortunate size of your bosom. If you insist that I'm to stay, we'll have to make arrangements concerning that.

Comments

[hydrokhoos]

Tasteful as always.

[kingofthiscastle]

I like to keep my enterprises transparent. She could give the same note to her clothing.

[hydrokhoos]

I don't know why she puts up with you, honestly.

[demigoddess]

I could have gone my whole life without hearing any of this.

Too late...

[kingofthiscastle]

What is the point of minor inconveniences if not to be reported graphically and repeatedly?

[demigoddess]

There are many different points, I'm sure, none of them what you just said.

Well hey there~

[god_not_goth]

Well I suppose it was only a matter of time before you arrived brother.

[He is oh so pleased to see Zeus.]

hello!

[kingofthiscastle]

Do we hail my paycheck now, or show polite restraint until later?

I was wondering when we'd see a Zeus here :P

[god_not_goth]

Hurling insults and thunderbolts would do us no good here. My hand is not in this place nor is any other form of death.

I will however say your version of beauty is predictable as always.

[peacockqueen]

[ oh boy ]

Leave the girl be.

[kingofthiscastle]

...madam.

[yearly]

Honestly. I'd almost forgotten you were like this. And then one of your children pops up, or your lovers, or Hera, or all of them.

[kingofthiscastle]

As they say, family will be the death of you.

[damnedqueen]

Uncccccccccccccccle... must you be so crude?

[kingofthiscastle]

Come sit on uncle's knee and he will give you his answer, my dear.

[cassie_of_troy]

[Just this face...]

[kingofthiscastle]

My precise reaction to very unfortunate tidings.

[virgolatro]

[She will forever sigh at you. Between you and Apollo you're both going to put her in an early grave from shame.]

Father

[kingofthiscastle]

Darling.

[persist]

[ oh fates, dad's actually here. ]

... D a d.

[kingofthiscastle]

My dove?

[cyprian_swan]

Hello, love~ I might be able to help with your little request.

[kingofthiscastle]

...might you.

[truthsandlyres]

Despite whatever Artemis and Cassandra have been telling you, I assure you that my betting house will be the very finest of institutions.

[Pause.]

Surely, at least, the bosoms will not be of the unfortunate variety.

[kingofthiscastle]

I always thought you inherited my finer virtues.