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[kingofthiscastle]

My dear, sweet girl,

'So many thunder bolt jokes, so little time' isn't a particularly conventional reason behind an indefinite partnership with an overpowering entity, but don't let my incredulity fool you.

It is, after all, only aimed at the unfortunate size of your bosom. If you insist that I'm to stay, we'll have to make arrangements concerning that.

Comments

[hydrokhoos]

Tasteful as always.

[kingofthiscastle]

I like to keep my enterprises transparent. She could give the same note to her clothing.

[hydrokhoos]

I don't know why she puts up with you, honestly.

[kingofthiscastle]

Interest, convenience, indelible attraction? Why do you all, my dear?

[hydrokhoos]

Hello, kidnapped?

[kingofthiscastle]

Hello, inconsequential details.

[demigoddess]

I could have gone my whole life without hearing any of this.

Too late...

[hydrokhoos]

You asked why we put up with you. Jerk.

[kingofthiscastle]

What is the point of minor inconveniences if not to be reported graphically and repeatedly?

[kingofthiscastle]

Next time, lie.

[hydrokhoos]

It's a habit I'd rather not start.

[demigoddess]

There are many different points, I'm sure, none of them what you just said.

[kingofthiscastle]

To such an extent that we're both aware.

[hydrokhoos]

Where've you been? I've missed how nasty you can be.

[kingofthiscastle]

You're hardly living up to your press potential.

[demigoddess]

And for good reason.

Besides, you get enough attention for the both of us.

[kingofthiscastle]

Was your pocket weeping that many tears for my credit card wallet?

[hydrokhoos]

I'm not that high-maintenance. If I was, you wouldn't keep me. Your affections come and go, after all.

[kingofthiscastle]

I am nothing if not generous, and you are nothing if not beautiul. We must all stay constant to our natures.

Well hey there~

[god_not_goth]

Well I suppose it was only a matter of time before you arrived brother.

[He is oh so pleased to see Zeus.]

[peacockqueen]

[ oh boy ]

Leave the girl be.

[kingofthiscastle]

For an impossibly long moment, I thought I chanced upon a complaint. I would be very obliged to have been mistaken.

hello!

[kingofthiscastle]

Do we hail my paycheck now, or show polite restraint until later?

[hydrokhoos]

They go in one of your ears and out the other, so I'm surprised you recognized it.

[kingofthiscastle]

...madam.