Bored Master is grumpy

[traken_master]

Great Rassilon, you simple child, what is wrong with you?

First of all, no matter how slow things are, there is no excuse for you to ignore me, the Master, in favor of Freddy Krueger, especially a "good" version, poor fool. No, I will not help you develop a clear "dream mythology" or outline of what he can and can't do. You're far too obsessive and I want to be busier.

Second of all, much as I didn't want to be, you've dragged me into this new forum. Do something with me. If this version of fandom_smash is not taking off, find me a game that is already established!

...

You're not too busy, you lazy thing! You've been bored and doing idiot things to stay occupied! Now, I am the Master and you will obey me! Find me something to do!

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[or_timelords]

[A Doctor is watching that outburst, his far too readable expression indicating that he's torn between pity, fondness, annoyance and amusement. Rassilon, he remembers you like this. That was a long time ago, wasn't it?]

Careful, or you'll break something.

[gingertemp]

[icon text so relevant]

You tell 'em!

[donna_noble]

Oi! Don't you take that tone with your mun! She's been very good to you since the beginning.

Now. It's hard to tell if that... that... Nexus has actually moved or not. Perhaps if it were clearer. Those of us who've moved 'ere would join up again.

[She grimaces.]

Though, I jus' got back with the Doctor... again. Don't know that I want to go anywhere just now.

pardon massive munflail

[cricketycricket]

And to think, it was so nice having not heard the sound of your voice for nearly three years now...

[hulloeverything]

Oh come oooon. Has ordering someone to obey you ever worked for more than a short while?

[He rolls his eyes, trying to sound put upon. The sentiment, however, is ruined by the grin on his face.]

[traken_master]

She's lucky I haven't already. I've been too patient with the child already.

[traken_master]

Thank you. Muns are useful, but they do need correction.

[traken_master]

Good to me? Ignoring me in favor of that...ha!

Well, technically, it has, though so far, only I am there. *He sighs* My mun is trying to help, I'll give her that. She's put out a couple of ads for the place.

Drag him along with you. It'd serve him right for doing it to others!

haha Hello! Five, yay!

[traken_master]

I'd apologize for disappointing you, my dear Doctor, but actually I'm quite pleased to do so. Three years? You'll be growing soft.

[traken_master]

My dear Doctor, your appearance grows ever more interesting...and youthful. Are you missing your Academy days?

It does work, actually, just not when you are around.

/enables you like nobody's business

[cricketycricket]

Hardly. Even you'd cringe at some of the things I've faced down, I should think. [particularly the cannibalistic tentacle monster]

[hulloeverything]

That brings about the tree in the forest question, though, doesn't it? [He chuckles]

As far as the Academy... [He sighs] It's been centuries. I hardly think about it anymore. Though, being around one of my past selves has brought back a lot of memories.

:D

[traken_master]

You do tend to underestimate me, Doctor. I'm aware of the horrors this universe holds. I cringe from nothing!

*He's hoping the Doctor will forget the times he has in past.*

/bribes with cookies

[cricketycricket]

What if I told you there was a place that made your Castrovalva look like a child's dollhouse?

[traken_master]

The tree in the forest question...what is that, some quaint human folk wisdom?

As you say, Doctor, it was many centuries ago. Which past self would that be?

:D Is easily bribed...

[traken_master]

I would congratulate you on having such talented and creative enemies and press you for more details.

[hulloeverything]

If a tree falls in the forest and there's no one around to hear it - does it still make a sound? [He smirks]

That would be the Fifth. I'm surprised you haven't asked which regeneration I'm on, now.

eeeeeeeeeeeexcellent

[cricketycricket]

There's not an actual person behind it all. It's the place itself that's sentient. I've yet to find the core source of the sentience, but believe me, this isn't a force you can just order to obey you. There are layers upon layers of mysteries to unravel, and after three years, I've just barely scratched the surface.

... [idly] ... and that's with two of me working at it.

[traken_master]

Oh, honestly, Doctor! Of course, it does. It would still produce sound waves, after all.

Ahhh. *He chuckles* Does it matter, my dear Doctor? Your eighth at minimum and thirteenth at most.

[traken_master]

How intriguing, Doctor. I take it this place is not benign or you would not be practically inviting me to conquer it!

You do love a good mystery...and fighting with yourself. Call a truce and you might get more accomplished. Still, do tell me more, Doctor. What strange place have you stumbled into now?

[cricketycricket]

[he laughs. your ego is so amusing and frustrating all at once]

You could no more conquer Paradisa than a grain of sand could conquer the beach.

[traken_master]

Oh, my dear Doctor, when will you begin to understand me? Such a description only makes this Paradisa more enticing! An easy victory is almost not worth the effort.

[cricketycricket]

You know, I almost want to wish you luck. If only because it would be amusing to watch for a little while before I had to stop you.

Which I will, of course.

[traken_master]

Of course, you would try. Once I began to succeed, your petty morals would force you to step in.

[hulloeverything]

It's more of a philosophical question than a literal one. [Eyeroll]

Oh you're no fun. You're not even going to try to guess?