patience is a virtue, okay?

[liaisedalittle]

I notice you're stalling. I'm not that complicated, am I? Don't look at me like that. You feel this absurd need to write a thousand words on how deep and complex I am. I'm not! Just a girl who cares about her job and likes to have a little fun.

No, you're looking at me like that again. [ The winningest smile. ] Calm down! It's not like starting from scratch. There'll be familiar faces. . . . Face.

Comments

[liaisedalittle]

[ A put-upon sigh. ] The relevant one.

[scentbombed]

You'd make a good lawyer, Lance-Constable. Have you ever talked with Mr. Slant?

[liaisedalittle]

I've never been a fan of lawyers. And I've chosen my profession.

[scentbombed]

So I've noticed.

[liaisedalittle]

[ She's just going to wait for you to say the rest of what you want to say, Angua. Sitting here super calm and smiley. Just let it out. ]

[scentbombed]

[YOU BITCH.]

[liaisedalittle]

[ No that's you I MEAN. Although she does have a question, so. ]

Are you still a captain on the Barge?

[scentbombed]

Are you asking me if I'd still outrank you there?

[liaisedalittle]

[ That's exactly what she's asking. ]

No, you'll outrank me everywhere. I'm just curious how everyone else treats you.

[scentbombed]

[Damn right, she will.]

They treat me like a Watchman, Lance-Constable.

[liaisedalittle]

And how would you like them to treat me?

[scentbombed]

[Like a horrible--]

Like a Watchman, of course.

[liaisedalittle]

[ She smiles. ]

Then we'll both hope. [ For what she doesn't specify. ]