patience is a virtue, okay?

[liaisedalittle]

I notice you're stalling. I'm not that complicated, am I? Don't look at me like that. You feel this absurd need to write a thousand words on how deep and complex I am. I'm not! Just a girl who cares about her job and likes to have a little fun.

No, you're looking at me like that again. [ The winningest smile. ] Calm down! It's not like starting from scratch. There'll be familiar faces. . . . Face.

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[merchantofdeath]

[DID SOMEONE SAY WINNINGEST SMILE?]

They say if you love your job you never actually go to work.

[liaisedalittle]

[ Smile-off? ]

That sounds like cruel irony to me.

[merchantofdeath]

[You got it!]

Hey, if you love what you do, it's only fair to work that into a proper career, isn't it? Everyone's got a mortgage to pay. Well, most everyone.

[liaisedalittle]

I can't say that's ever been a problem of mine, but I do wake up every morning with a smile on my face ready to face the day. So there's that.

[merchantofdeath]

[No mortgage?]

No rent? You mean you own or maybe you don't have financial difficulties but still hold a job?

[liaisedalittle]

Ancestral home whose mortgage has long been paid off.

[merchantofdeath]

Blue blood?

[Blue bloods are good to know. Connections, Nick will make them.]

[liaisedalittle]

Close enough.

Hi from Willow's mun? /Randomly wanted to throw a supernatural muse at you*

[not_really_charlie]

At least you're actually getting in a game? ...Not that I want to or anything. I mean... ew. But he's just prolonging it!

you know i always love them <3

[liaisedalittle]

Maybe you should be louder.

I <3 Charlie. Though I need to rewatch the ep - she's getting blended with her facetwin at Eureka.

[not_really_charlie]

I'm... loud. Sometimes. When I want to be.


Which I don't. He keeps trying to make me sleep with fem!Winchesters! Which is... okay, really nice, actually, but it's making me demon bait!


ooc: Which isn't too bad, because all of Felicia Day's characters have the same base-tone it seems? But there's subtle differences, and i don't want them lost.

[liaisedalittle]

I don't quite follow your logic, but I'd suggest finding someone else to have sex with.

[not_really_charlie]

Winchesters. They're like... monster central or something. I don't know.

[liaisedalittle]

Not literally, I hope.

[not_really_charlie]

Trust me. I've done research. [By which she means she hacked. A lot.]

[liaisedalittle]

I'll give you my previous advice again, then, only louder.

[not_really_charlie]

Find someone else to have sex with? [There aren't that many lesbian bars in DW, Sally. :| ]

[liaisedalittle]

Yes. Someone who doesn't somehow call demons with every orgasm, for preference.

[not_really_charlie]

There's sort of a shortage of lesbians. If you didn't notice.

[liaisedalittle]

Look harder.

[not_really_charlie]

Are you... volunteering?

[scentbombed]

Aren't you, though? [OOH, VAMPIRES, SO COMPLEX, OF COURSE THEY ARE, EVERY VAMPIRE HAS TO BE SO BLOODY COMPLEX--]

[liaisedalittle]

[ This tiny little hint of condescension, it's directed at you. ] Not half as complex as you, I'd imagine.

[scentbombed]

[Sally, she will-- Well, no, she won't, because you are a Lance Constable, but seriously?] And just what kind of fun was it that you like to have?

[liaisedalittle]

Culturally acceptable fun! You're so suspicious, Captain.

[scentbombed]

Which culture?

[liaisedalittle]

[ A put-upon sigh. ] The relevant one.

[scentbombed]

You'd make a good lawyer, Lance-Constable. Have you ever talked with Mr. Slant?

[liaisedalittle]

I've never been a fan of lawyers. And I've chosen my profession.

[scentbombed]

So I've noticed.

[liaisedalittle]

[ She's just going to wait for you to say the rest of what you want to say, Angua. Sitting here super calm and smiley. Just let it out. ]

[scentbombed]

[YOU BITCH.]

[liaisedalittle]

[ No that's you I MEAN. Although she does have a question, so. ]

Are you still a captain on the Barge?

[scentbombed]

Are you asking me if I'd still outrank you there?

[liaisedalittle]

[ That's exactly what she's asking. ]

No, you'll outrank me everywhere. I'm just curious how everyone else treats you.

[scentbombed]

[Damn right, she will.]

They treat me like a Watchman, Lance-Constable.

[liaisedalittle]

And how would you like them to treat me?

[scentbombed]

[Like a horrible--]

Like a Watchman, of course.

[liaisedalittle]

[ She smiles. ]

Then we'll both hope. [ For what she doesn't specify. ]

[delightme]

Humans tend to be absurd, no matter what task they set out to do. It's just a...thing they do.

[liaisedalittle]

Everyone's absurd. Be honest.