Hello, kiddies.

[gothams_joker]

Your dear Uncle Joker's back in town! Haha!

[He flops down, holding a bag of popcorn]

Y'know, it's nice being here. No Bats around who can stop me. True, I won't have the same fun, but it's a whole new playground to run around in. [He pops up a kernel and catches it between his teeth] Lemme tell you, it's refreshing being somewhere where very few people recognize your face.

I think I can make a big splash around here. [He holds up a hand in a theatrical aside] Hopefully with people's falling bodies, hahaha!

Look, you know what to do. Get out of the way and let me run rampant. I'm going to paint this place red and you're gonna let me. Because it's so much more fun that way, isn't it?

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[gothams_joker]

[He shrugs, putting away the switchblade. All he has on him right now is the revolver. Heavier calibre, doesn't leave shell casings. Old habits die hard, really.]

Well sure, [he says, spinning it around his finger] But why be so simple? 'Sides, it ain't as fun when it isn't a machine gun.

[killerinpinknblack]

[noki giggles and shows her big ass gun. and by big ass gun I mean it looks too big for her to be able to hold up, and really dangerous to boot.]
Noki thinks so TOO!


(OOC,>here is what they look like)

[killerinblacknpink]

NOKI and LUKI have LOTS of fun with big toys! [she shows her big ass blade]

[gothams_joker]

[He laughs, holding his sides]

Gosh, you two are women after a fella's heart. Probably right through the ribcage.

I tell ya what. Since you're fun kiddies, and look like you can cause some fun, your dear old Uncle Joker has a gift for you.

[He sits up, fishing out one of his gas grenades. Another hand pulls out some string he expertly ties into a bow around the casing.]

Here y'go, kiddies, instant uncontrollable laughter and eventual insanity - in a convenient, ready-to-go package!

[killerinblacknpink]

[Luki takes the gift with her normal arm and looks them over with a crazy smile] Thanks Uncle Joker!

[killerinpinknblack]

We're going to have LOTS of fun with these!

[gothams_joker]

[He pats them both on the head]

Now go, have fun, do some killing. Run along and play.

[He's actually half tempted to go watch them work. It might be amusing.]

[killerinpinknblack]

OKIE DOKIE! [and off they run, jumping a good 30 feet into the air as they go up into a building to cause trouble]

[gothams_joker]

[He looks up, putting his hands on his hips in a mock-grumpy look]

Ain't that always the way? You give kids fun toys, they leap into the air and take 'em where you can't see them bringing the pain.

[He shrugs]

Well, there's always the papers.