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[fuzzyboots]

Who would call me away when Asgard lies at the brink of annihilation at the hands of that beast?

Should I find the one responsible, I shall strangle. Speak now, who summons Loki in a moment of such grave urgency?

...Surely not you?. Your countenance is unfamiliar. Do you even know me aught?

Have we met?

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[barebacking]

A beast?

[fuzzyboots]

A creature of power nigh immeasurable.

I...had not intended this.

[barebacking]

Then I think it best that you be called away.

[snaketrap]

[ He is unimpressed. For a number of reasons, the first one starting with 'Loki'. The second one -- well, there will be more to follow surely. Yet the 'brink of annihilation' intrigues him, 'that beast' follows.

But if this Loki was like he, then he would tread softly for now. Understand, listen, observe. But ever losing that edge to his calm voice, how could he? ]

Tis a mortal. No trouble for you, of course.

[fuzzyboots]

You understand nothing.

[fuzzyboots]

A mortal, certainly. And one possessing of poor judgment.

[snaketrap]

Is not that their defining quality? What haste have you to return?

[fuzzyboots]

Have I not already explained my urgency?

I shall not repeat myself, open thine ears and learn to listen.

[snaketrap]

You have, filling a memory I know not of. No beast had ravished the eternal lands, and thus [ my question - and further he questions whether at this point he would care that Asgard fall. ]

[fotlenke]

[ Bursts out laughing and falls to the floor ]

The helmet! The helmet!

[fuzzyboots]

If you know not of what I speak, then you are not from my Asgard. Beyond Yggdrasil there are many realms and beyond those many realms more. 'Tis from such a world you doubtless hail.

[fuzzyboots]

.....Quite.

[fotlenke]

Excuse me, Mr. Frog was it? Kindly direct me to Muppet Land. I appear to be lost, and it would be an honor if Kermit the Frog were to direct me!

[ ow, laughing hurts ]

[snaketrap]

[ He thought the eyes and armor might have given it away even if there are plenty of differences, the likeness toward green, black hair, speech. No matter. ]

Not yours, no. [ But was of Asgard. ]

Are you still yet of Asgard, then - Had they not cast you out. Do pardon my curiosity.

[fuzzyboots]

So many questions!

Such prying could be perceived as rudeness.

[snaketrap]

But you'd know it not, [ giving credit, false but it is how one does ] such is a desire to learn. [ Give him a reason to accept you - perhaps being not on that list will end very poorly, particularly if you go where he is. Spiteful thing, is this one. ]

[fuzzyboots]

Ah, if it be Muppet Land then the realm you seek lies far beyond the veil of this world.

To reach the place, turn yourself about, and walk as many paces as you are able. Remove yourself, forthwith, from my presence and do not stop until you've gone as far as the moon. Preferably further.

[fotlenke]

[ gaining control of breathing. okay. ]

Why do people fear you? Tony Stark was correct. Rock of Ages indeed.

[fuzzyboots]

That you ask at all means you have experienced exile from your peers, is this not so?

[fuzzyboots]

I do not believe Stark even considers me an acquaintance.

[fotlenke]

So you will be having that drink after all?

[fuzzyboots]

You seem to be prey to some dreadful fever of the mind, did you know this?

[snaketrap]

Observed that on your own, did you? Twas Thor and the All-Father themselves who had. [ Boohoo. Look how sad he is. ]

[fotlenke]

Verily! It is what keeps me quite pleasant. Sigyn must never be without a bounce in her step.

[fuzzyboots]

Sigyn.

How the past does so tenaciously cling to my breast, try as I might to shake it.

Such things could drive a man to madness.