Voicetesting... here goes nothing.

[ourfavoriteflavor]

You know what this place needs? A hero!

...Wait, it doesn't?

Well then... This is awkward... So, uh, Mun, right? Where can I go? If I can't do much around here, I should go find some place that does need a helping hand. Right? Right.

There's just one thing I want to ask about... I don't really understand what you're trying to get at with the name. I don't really think I have a flavor, and I don't really feel like becoming one. Not that I'm not flattered that I'm a favorite, but [AHEM] I defeat the creatures that would want to eat people, not feed them. That's what a hero does, after all.

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From my insane Dick Grayson is Harry Potter AU. Because I have no shame

[dickandharry]

Yeah...there's kind of a lot of us hero-types to go around here.

I am not familiar with this shame of which you speak.

[ourfavoriteflavor]

Really? Wow that... that's kind of a shock. N-not that it's bad! It's good that there's plenty of heroes to protect everyone!

[Just bad news that he'll have to top them in order to gain that respect and sense of belonging he so desperately longs for.]

Shame, what is shame? I hear it tastes horrible.

[hero_of_smiles]

Our....favourite flavour? What kind of username is that? People don't like, lick you or something do they?

[big_tough_girl]

[Meg withholds many, ah, interesting comments that she could make here.]

Come on, Wonder Boy. You mean there wasn't a Chocolate Chunkules yogurt flavour back when you became everybody's favourite celebrity hero?

Re: I am not familiar with this shame of which you speak.

[dickandharry]

[Unlike Ron, Dick's emotional range far outclasses that of a teaspoon, sp he actually picks up on it.)

I wouldn't let it worry you too much. You're legendary.

Because I just HAD to

[olympic_lion]

[Okay, he'll bite. What in Hades is this supposed to be.]

I hear it tastes like cake

[ourfavoriteflavor]

No, no, no one's ever licked me.

Well, except for Pegasus, but it wasn't because I "tasted good".

Is it any good?

[hero_of_smiles]

Oh, okay. Soooo, are you actually a hero?

[Just going to give you a very interested look. If it's a yes, welp, have an autograph book.]

[god_not_goth]

Well hello, I was curious when I'd stumble upon you. You're certainly a favorite hero of my mundane so I know much about your world but I haven't stumbled upon anyone other than your birth mother.

[ourfavoriteflavor]

Meg...! [A-AHEM, that was a very excited sound and not at all heroic.] I mean, it's great to see you.

And yeah, I guess I did. Herculade too... [Boy, does he feel sheepish.] Guess the name makes sense now.

Ohdear...

[ourfavoriteflavor]

Can I help you, good citizen?

[Not that this gentlemen doesn't look capable of handling things himself, but as a good hero, Herc has to ask.

He is also blissfully ignorant.]

[ourfavoriteflavor]

I seem to have quite a few fans around her---

Hera? [Well THIS is certainly a surprise!]

[ourfavoriteflavor]

Pfffft, I'm not legendary. [Yet.] Just your average, run of the mill, demigod hero.

Though one day, I hope to be legendary. That'd really be something...

The cake is a lie

[ourfavoriteflavor]

[Just one second while he strikes his pose and winning smile.]

As a matter of fact... yes! Yes, I am.

[darkhonour]

And when a hero falls flat on their face they get eaten, maybe that's what she's getting at.

[ourfavoriteflavor]

I'll have you know, my good uh... [What the heck IS this guy?] Sir, that my mun doesn't mean that at all.

[HEY. Did you see how Nessus sent him flying into a small boulder? Did you see the Hydra get slashed open from the inside? Yeah. Been there, done that. And none of it has stopped Herc yet!]

[darkhonour]

But if you're not sure what she means how can you be sure it's not that?

[ourfavoriteflavor]

I, uh, well... because she's not a bad person?

[He hopes.]

[darkhonour]

You're not that smart are you?

No Mun is good. There's just bad and not-so-bad.

[ourfavoriteflavor]

I'm not so sure about that. And if mine is? I can take her.

Re: The cake is a lie

[hero_of_smiles]

[ASAKLSAKLD Cross is face is just going to go all a light. He has no clue who you are sir or what you've done, but whatever. Hero. That's enough for him.

He's just pulling out an autograph book now holding it out.]

Can you sign this, sir?

Re: The cake is a lie

[ourfavoriteflavor]

Why, of course! [Autographs are nothing new; as long as this kid doesn't bring a mob of his friends to trample Herc with, he has no problem humoring him.

Hercules grins and takes the book.]

And who should I make this out to?

Re: The cake is a lie

[hero_of_smiles]

[Nope, no mob. Just obliviousness to who you are.]

Cross Blanchard! Hero in training!

[darkhonour]

How you gonna take her when you're inside her head?

[god_not_goth]

Yes, certainly more motherly than the Hera of my universe.