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[cupcakes_cupcakes]

Ooooooo! This is great! I've never been in somepony's head before!

This place needs balloons! And confetti! Maybe a pinata!

I can't wait to see what sort of adventures we'll have. What sort of adventures do you think we'll have?

I feel a song coming on.

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[p_cablin]

Considering the tastes of these... mundanes, I can only assume the only adventures you will have are ones where terrible and/or humiliating things happen.

...No. No, there is absolutely no need for you to sing.

[cupcakes_cupcakes]

Oooo there's other ponies here too?

I'm Pinkie Pie! I like your hat!

Adventures are never boring! There's always fun to be had!

[p_cablin]

[More lineface for Pinkie.] ...I am not a pony. Does it look like I have hooves?

...I am Patchouli.

They sound more like too much trouble and generally an annoyance. No, I prefer my library and my research. [Bookworms and their books...]

[cupcakes_cupcakes]

[Pinkie Pie peers at Patchouli a bit more.]

No-ooo. Oh that's strange, that's very strange! You're not a bunny, or a duck, or a chicken either!

You like books? You sound like my friend Twilight Sparkle! She loves to read! More than anyone in all of Ponyville! You should meet up!

[p_cablin]

Of course not! If you must know, I am s magician youkai, also known as a witch. I happen to be very similar in appearance to a human.

You do like to state the obvious. [She's... almost smiling when Twilight's name is mentioned.] We have already met in one of those dressing room communities.

[cupcakes_cupcakes]

You're not a magician like Tricksy are you? Wow, was she awful allways showing off [Pinkie puts on her most hoity-toity voice. ] I'm the best, you're all a big bunch of looooosers. Pft! What a meanie.

Oh my gosh, really! Twilight never told me! Or Rarity.

[p_cablin]

I have no need to 'show off' unless it is absolutely necessary. [Naturally her voice is as quiet as Fluttershy's (blame her health for that) and as calm and near monotonous as always.]

I may not have met your Twilight. This is multiversal theory, so I doubt you could understand, but there is more than one of Twilight, and of you.

[cupcakes_cupcakes]

[Well, now you've confused poor Pinkie, who tilts her head and tries to figure out what Patchouli means.]

More than one Twilight? And me? Ooo that sounds kind of fun! Is there more than one of you?

We should all have a party together!

[p_cablin]

Well... yes, of course there is.

[Lineface is go.] ...I do not like parties. Too loud, too crowded and participants frequently act like imbeciles.

[cupcakes_cupcakes]

You...don't...like....parties?!!

[The horror! The HORROR! Poor Pinkie, she looks like she's had a fire set underhoof!]

How can that be?!

[p_cablin]

Um... [That's... a rather strong reaction to something Patchy sees as inconsequential.]

I like... tea parties, at least?

[cupcakes_cupcakes]

[You'll have to excuse Pinkie, extreme emotions are a way of life! And just to prove it as soon as Patchy says 'tea parties' the grin is right back on the pony's face.]

Oooo! Tea parties! I love tea parties! So much yummy food to have! Cupcakes!

[p_cablin]

[Ah yes, she does like cupcakes... Just, um, not the ones that are for Flandre, though.]

I prefer mine quiet.

...I may be a little too fond of sweets in general... I have become slightly... heavy.

[cupcakes_cupcakes]

Well...I suppose... [Pinkie is obviously still a little preplexed by the idea of not liking noise, but she'll endeavour to try.

The comment about becoming heavy earns a giggle.]

That's why I dance a lot!

[notyourlittlewolf]

[Staring, just staring with absolute horror.]

What are you?

[cupcakes_cupcakes]

Oh hi there, I'm Pinkie Pie.

You're a funny looking pony... wait you're not a pony, you're some different type of animal from beyond the Ever Green Forest, aren't you?

Ooooooo! This is fun! What's your name? Or should I try and guess it?

[regretzio]

[strum]

♪ Many sorts pass through here, from pirates to space marines
But never in my mind
Did I think I'd find
A little horse on amphetamines ♪

OOC: Lmao A+ comment, good sir

[cupcakes_cupcakes]

Oh wow! That was great! You must love singing too!

♪ Oh! I love a good song!
It really makes me dance!
And when I have a party
You must all come and prance! ♪

He needs an alliance with Pinky's one-pony band

[regretzio]

[strum]

♪ You hear my song with admiration?
That's the proof that indeed
You are a hallucination ♪

:OD They'd be the greatest band the world has ever known

[cupcakes_cupcakes]

♪ Ponies don't like your singing?
I just can't believe it!
But then some wouldn't know a fun time
If it came up and bit them! ♪

Oooo a sing off! This is fun!

[regretzio]

[strum!]

♪ Believe me on this score
I've never played for a pony before
Perhaps you could manage percussion and drums
Other instruments are difficult without thumbs ♪

[cupcakes_cupcakes]

♪ You're doing real great! I'm really impressed!
Do you play parties?
You'd be the best! ♪

[It's a mutual admiration society!]

[regretzio]

[strum]

♪ Just send a pigeon and name the date
I'm available at an hourly rate ♪

[hippie_shifter]

The pony's good cheer is certainly infectious!

"Nice to see someone that's so happy. People usually come here to complain about their muns."

"And what's a party without music and games? Oh...oh, and dancing!"

[cupcakes_cupcakes]

[It sure is! How do you think she got her cutie mark?]

Really? I bet my Mun? - is planning something big and fun for me! I can feel it in my hooves.

[As if to demonstrate the little pony gives a jiggle. ]

Yes! Like pin the tail and charades and pass the parcel.

[hippie_shifter]

"I hope the mun takes you to somewhere that's lots of fun and needs someone to cheer them up, because you're just the pony to show everyone the positives."

She kneels down and puts out her hand. She's not sure how much like an actual horse this pink critter is, and while you can take a girl off the farm...

"My name's Aurora. What's yours?"

{{First off? **Brohoof** Secondly? "Cupcakes" is f-ing twisted stuff.}}

[cupcakes_cupcakes]

Thank you! You're so nice!

[And have no fear, these ponies are perfectly capable of shaking hooves.]

I'm Pinkie Pie!

(*Brohoof* right back! :OD And mmmm cupcakes.]

[hippie_shifter]

{{Aurora/Fauna might be her universe's answer to Fluttershy in terms of good nature and "friend to animals," and she would be way too sweet for the actual DCU, but if "Pinkamena Diane Pie" shows up, Fauna will go feral on her flank. ;> }}

She's a little surprised by the hoof-shake. Very strange ponies, indeed. Well, considering this one is already candy-pink, it's pretty safe to say she isn't much like the horses she knows.

"Of course. No reason to be mean to anyone unless they are mean to you or others first. The multiverse is too small not to try and be polite to everyone."

[cupcakes_cupcakes]

[They are indeed! And Pinkie could well be the strangest of them all.]

Yep! You've got lots of good ideas, you know.

[She tilts her head thoughtfully.]

That's the second time I heard about this multiverse thing! Have you been here long?

[hippie_shifter]

"On and off for some years now. I like playing here when Mun hasn't got me playing in dc_nation. I sometimes come here with some home cooking. Some of the newcomers are hungry when they get here. And since I can talk to animals, I can try to make the scared critters feel a little safer."

[cupcakes_cupcakes]

Cooking! [Pinkie gives a cheerful hop.] I should have brought some cakes, I've been working on something new. Maybe next time...

Oooo, you talk to animals too? You sound like Fluttershy, she can talk to anything.

[hippie_shifter]

"You like to cook, too?" Aurora gives a big grin. Oh, this is gonna be FUN. "Cakes and cookies? Sweets? Do you cook healthy stuff, too? Too many sweets can give you a tummyache and that's no fun."

"And yeah, I can talk to animals. Most of them, anyway. I can even shapeshift to an extent. It's a long story."

To demonstrate, she looks at the vibrating pony and concentrates. What results is a mint green pony with a winged cat cutie mark. She's still bipedal, though. After a few seconds, she shifts back to human.

[cupcakes_cupcakes]

I love cooking! [Not much of a surprise that.] And of course! You've got to have your apples and hay.

[Pinkie's idea of a hearty healthy meal might be a little...different.]

OH MY GOSH! [Pinkie's jaw practically hits the ground when Aurora does her brief shape shift.]

That's the most brilliant thing I've ever seen! Wow...do you do that a lot?

[hippie_shifter]

"Apples are perfectly healthy for people and ponies. Nothing like one fresh off the tree! Carrots, celery, and some flowers are also really nutritious. Hay isn't so tasty for people, but good for ponies."

"And the shapeshifting's isn't as easy as talking to animals, but I can take on abilities like wings, claws, hooves, and so forth. I'm not quite human anymore, and haven't been for a long time. It just took a while before I wasn't so scared of it."