oh, another one! spoilers in the comments, no doubt.

[battyman]

Now, I'd almost say that username is a little harsh, wouldn't you? I know I've been called eccentric by the press, but I'm not the type who runs around in capes and black leather.

Comments

[hackingyoursensors]

No offense, Mr. Wayne, but someone tried to convince me that you're Batman and I laughed so hard that I think I pulled something.

ahhhhhhh you just made my day!

[battyman]

None taken.

I have to say, though- that's quite the look you've got going on.

Awwwwww <3

[hackingyoursensors]

Well, I do have to match Batman. Though I'd look terrible in a cowl.

[battyman]

I didn't know he had a sidekick. [ color him curious because omg bruce wayne is so out of the loop when it comes to that stuff ]

[hackingyoursensors]

[Oh silly Bruce. Always so out of the loop.]

Really? I'm actually pretty well-known. Batman and Robin: the Dynamic Duo. That's what the press came up with, not us.

But you might be from a time before I came along or a dimension where I don't become Robin. Happens all the time in a place like this.

[battyman]

'The Dynamic Duo'. That's pretty cute.

I'm sure it does. It's a shame- people probably think he could used a splash of color.

[hackingyoursensors]

It's definitely catchy. But I did get saddled with "Robin the Boy Wonder." Which is somehow flattering and funny at the same time.

Yeah. I mean, he handles things perfectly fine without me. But having a partner means he can focus on other things while I'm freeing hostages and sabotaging computer systems.

[battyman]

That's something to keep in mind.

[hackingyoursensors]

Oh, definitely. I'm sure when Batman finds the right person, he'll reconsider the solo gig. I heard someone like that showed up recently. But I don't think either of us would know too much about that, right?

[battyman]

[ you're one sassy kid. he admires that. ] Not a thing.

[hackingyoursensors]

[Just wait until you see him sass someone while sabotaging their entire base and then kicking them in the face.]

Still, I guess it doesn't matter if we know or not. As long as there are philanthropists like you, Mr. Wayne, helping build what Gotham needs and the good guys at the GCPD and, of course, Batman, I think we're safe enough to let a few little mysteries stay hidden.

[battyman]

Couldn't have put it better myself.