oh, another one! spoilers in the comments, no doubt.

[battyman]

Now, I'd almost say that username is a little harsh, wouldn't you? I know I've been called eccentric by the press, but I'm not the type who runs around in capes and black leather.

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[rhymeswithdeath]

That would just be spooky, if you did.

[hackingyoursensors]

No offense, Mr. Wayne, but someone tried to convince me that you're Batman and I laughed so hard that I think I pulled something.

[battyman]

And not exactly fashion-forward, I think.

[no_ordinary_citizen]

[She's wearing her Miranda facade for now -- do you remember who she really is, Mr. Wayne?] You'll have to admit, Bruce, it's easy for rumors to spread when you hide yourself away for so very long.

ahhhhhhh you just made my day!

[battyman]

None taken.

I have to say, though- that's quite the look you've got going on.

[rhymeswithdeath]

I dunno. Seems like the B-Man's bringing capes back into style.

[battyman]

[ Oh Miranda. He could never forget you even if he wanted to. Very persistent. ]

Well, if it's the only way for people to talk.

[battyman]

I think that's the first time I've heard anyone refer to him like that. Very cute, Miss...?

[no_ordinary_citizen]

I'm surprised a hermit like yourself would worry about others' opinions, Bruce.

[rhymeswithdeath]

I try. I'm Stephanie Brown. Big fan of your work.

[battyman]

People like to think I let them worry. It indulges them.

[battyman]

Well thank you, Miss Brown.

[no_ordinary_citizen]

So you're simply stroking their egos, then.

[yummier]

Black leather and capes can do a lot for a man. [ No, her opinion totally counts. ]

[battyman]

Some people need that to be happy.

Awwwwww <3

[hackingyoursensors]

Well, I do have to match Batman. Though I'd look terrible in a cowl.

[battyman]

[ Selina, you're looking... different. ] I'll have to take your word for it.

[dissimulation]

I find it sincerely describes your mind and its state, Mister Wayne.

[battyman]

I didn't know he had a sidekick. [ color him curious because omg bruce wayne is so out of the loop when it comes to that stuff ]

[no_ordinary_citizen]

I suppose you have a point there.

[battyman]

It looks as if we have two very different minds, then.

[nurserycrimes]

You should be flattered. There are worse things one could be accused of traipsing about in.

[hackingyoursensors]

[Oh silly Bruce. Always so out of the loop.]

Really? I'm actually pretty well-known. Batman and Robin: the Dynamic Duo. That's what the press came up with, not us.

But you might be from a time before I came along or a dimension where I don't become Robin. Happens all the time in a place like this.

[battyman]

Well, I do try.

[rhymeswithdeath]

You're welcome, Mr. Wayne.

So, any idea whether you'll be heading somewhere other than here and the crime capital of the world?