oh, another one! spoilers in the comments, no doubt.

[battyman]

Now, I'd almost say that username is a little harsh, wouldn't you? I know I've been called eccentric by the press, but I'm not the type who runs around in capes and black leather.

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[rhymeswithdeath]

That would just be spooky, if you did.

[battyman]

And not exactly fashion-forward, I think.

[hackingyoursensors]

No offense, Mr. Wayne, but someone tried to convince me that you're Batman and I laughed so hard that I think I pulled something.

ahhhhhhh you just made my day!

[battyman]

None taken.

I have to say, though- that's quite the look you've got going on.

[no_ordinary_citizen]

[She's wearing her Miranda facade for now -- do you remember who she really is, Mr. Wayne?] You'll have to admit, Bruce, it's easy for rumors to spread when you hide yourself away for so very long.

[battyman]

[ Oh Miranda. He could never forget you even if he wanted to. Very persistent. ]

Well, if it's the only way for people to talk.

[yummier]

Black leather and capes can do a lot for a man. [ No, her opinion totally counts. ]

[battyman]

[ Selina, you're looking... different. ] I'll have to take your word for it.

[dissimulation]

I find it sincerely describes your mind and its state, Mister Wayne.

[battyman]

It looks as if we have two very different minds, then.

[nurserycrimes]

You should be flattered. There are worse things one could be accused of traipsing about in.

[battyman]

I'd think so.

Still, who wants to be compared to a man in a batsuit? [ he shakes his head ]

[adapted]

Just the type who runs around with hideous facial scars and exceptionally long fingernails. Or doesn't run, being a shut-in.

[battyman]

The rumors people make up, right?

[doesnotplaypolo]

[Just a snort over here]

[battyman]

[ lol wat ]

hey old buddy old pal

[yourliberation]

I think it's quite apt.

oh noooeeesss

[battyman]

Several others no doubt agree with you.

[kukulcan]

I think you should.

Capes are fun, and eccentricity just means you don't mind being the way you are.

[battyman]

I think people would agree I'm eccentric enough as is.

But I appreciate the confidence.

[holyroleplaybatman]

Golly, Bruce! That sure would be odd.

[battyman]

[................................................. :'D ]

I'm sorry, do I know you?

[here_take_this]

[Don't mind the little girl watching you]

Do the press bother you a lot? I know they bother Uncle Wesker a lot when he leaves the office. But that's because he's a cop and usually only leaves work when he gets hurt.

[battyman]

[ He smiles faintly. ] No. Not really. I don't let them.

[thesuperego]

It could be worse. You don't want people thinking you're off your rocker with a username like that.

[battyman]

Maybe that's the point

[retrieverchef]

I'm not sure why anyone would believe you about that. Not too many people in Gotham can afford all those fancy gadgets.

[callit]

[oh yay, it is just Harvey's most favorite person ever. >| ]

Honestly, out of all the Batman rumors I've heard, 'Bruce Wayne as Batman' isn't too farfetched. Granted, it's still really farfetched, but much more plausible than 'he's a ghost' or something like that.

[battyman]

[ c'mon, you love him. everyone loves him! Rachel loves him.]

Well, I'm glad to know you have my support, Harvey.

[wing_of_night]

I don't know. I think it kinda suits you.

[battyman]

And that is the reaction my writer was hoping for.

[leathersuits]

It's hardly discreet and if anything it may just cause the people to question you, Mr. Wayne.

[battyman]

And no one wants more questions in their life, do they?