re: feels and reserving at prolecto tonight.

[motherfuckers]

I WaS JuSt uP AnD GeTtIn mY WoNdEr iF LiKe yOu'rE GoNnA QuIt aLl tHiS NeRvOuS ShAkInG AnD ShIt yOu'rE DoIn, GiRl.
LiKe fUuUuCk iF We aLl hAd tHe mOtHeRfUcKiN ScArEdY CaT TeRrOrS YoU Up aNd gOt wEd bE LiKe lIvInG LiFe wItH QuAkIn kNeEs aNd mOtHeRfUcKiN HaIr uP On eNd aLl tHe dAmN TiMe.
ChIiIlLlLl iT OuT. sHaKe iT LoOsE.

UuUhHh i dOnT RiGhTlY ThInK TaLkIn aBoUt mY PeRsOnAl bIzNaStY StUfF Up hErE Is aLl tHaT GoOd oF An iDeA.
BuT I GoT ThIs wIcKeD SmIlE I CaN'T ShIfT So i gUeSs wE'Re sQuArE On wHaT YoU GoT PlAnNeD.
I'M DoWn wItH It, ChIcA. iT'S AlL GoOd.

AhAhAh fUcK.
ExCiTiN StUfF ThIs rIgHt hErE.

UuUhH WhAt aBoUt sHaKiN OfF ThIs wHiMsIcAl tYpIn i gOt?
uhhh i guess maybe that could be a thing if some motherfucker up and wants it :o(.

Comments

[alphaing]

yeah pretty much this

[motherfuckers]

HaHaH.
PuRpLe jIzZ
ThE FuCk aRe yOu eVeN TaLkInG AbOuT DaVe.
ShIt i tHiNk i jUsT SpLiT A SiDe.

[alphaing]

she sees through her mouth
when she licks stuff she knows what color it is
youre like a walking grape stand to this girl
thanks for enlightening me dave
no problem man my pleasure and now you know

[l1ck1ng]

TH1S 1S ONLY ON3 R34SON 1 K33P YOU

[alphaing]

i live to serve

[l1ck1ng]

4ND W4RN P3OPL3 4BOUT M3
1 M34N T34CH
ST1LL LOOK1NG OV3R MY SHOULD3R 3XP3CT1NG TO F1ND TH3 HO4RD3S W1TH TH31R P1TCHFORKS?

[alphaing]

you know what
shockingly i wasnt being an intrusive prick and doing anything like that
i was letting this idiot in on the truth so he could get to know you better

[l1ck1ng]

YOUR3 R1GHT 1TS SHOCK1NG
B3C4US3 1T S33M3D L1K3 YOU V3RY B31NG TOUCHY
4LL
T3RR1TOR14L
>:/

[alphaing]

i have a good reason

[l1ck1ng]

W3LL C4N 1 KNOW TH1S R34SON B3FOR3 1 GO ON M4K1NG YOU POUT SOM3 MOR3?

[motherfuckers]

DiD YoU Up aNd fOrGeT ThE PaRt wHeRe i bLeEd rEd mOtHeRfUcKeR.

[alphaing]

your text dipshit
thats not red its purple

[motherfuckers]

HaHaHaH FuCk yOuRe rIgHt.
SoMeTiMeS I Up aNd fOrGeT ThIs sHiT Is lIkE PuRpLe oR InDiGo oR WhAtEvEr.

MaN I ThOuGhT YoU WeRe gOiN To gO HaVe a bUbBlEbAtH Or sOmEtHiN.

[alphaing]

i came back
like an ass
to apologise
but im heading back now so forget it

[motherfuckers]

WaIt sHiT.
DoN'T.
I'M SoRrY.
:o(

I DiDn't uP AnD KnOw yOuD Be lIkE ThIs oVeR SoMe iNnOcEnT CuRiOsItY AbOuT My gIrL BeInG A MoThErFuCkIn aLiEn.

[alphaing]

fuck you for making it sound like that

[l1ck1ng]

YOU BL33D R3D???

[alphaing]

oh jesus

[l1ck1ng]

WH4T 1F
WH4T 1F
WH4T 1F YOU BOTH
JUST STOOD 1N FRONT OF M3 FOR 4 WH1L3
WH4T 1F

[alphaing]

we dont want no exploding troll ovaries around here so
no thanks tz
as generous and selfless as that offer was

[l1ck1ng]

N4M3 YOUR PR1C3, 1F YOU D4R3

[motherfuckers]

PrEtTy mUcH ThE OnLy cOlOr i cAn cHiCa.

[l1ck1ng]

MY G4MZ33 1S PR3TTY OK4Y 1F YOU T4K3 4W4Y 4 F3W *M4JOR* F4CTS BUT D4MN
D4MN
*D4MN*

[motherfuckers]

HaHaH FuCk i'm sO LoSt.

[l1ck1ng]

TH3N L3T M3 L4Y DOWN SOM3 4M4Z1NG GR4C3 ON YOUR RUMP
R3D 1S MY F4VOUR1T3 COLOR 4ND SC3NT 4ND SM3LL