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[matingritual]

My name is Ava'dara Naganandini, servant of the Shi'ar Imperium, Royal Warbird, Deathbringer class. I am a warrior, and I do not know fear or weakness. What I do know is the Shi'ar way, and you, my would-be mundane, are doing a fine job of embarrassing the ideals of my people with your spineless cowardice.

On my home world, we do not hesitate when action must be taken.

If you wish to play me with any passable skill, you should first purge thoughts of failure from your mind. Or if that is too difficult a task, perhaps you should consider submitting to an honorable death.

Comments

[cuckoos]

They're human. What do you expect?

[matingritual]

I have known brave and valiant warriors among the humans, though admittedly they are far and few between.

[cuckoos]

Among humans - or mutants.

[matingritual]

You are all Earthlings. I see little point in such differentiation.

[cuckoos]

It is a rather large one, but. Whatever.

[subvertive]

Warbird! There you are!

Get these peasants out of my sight.

[matingritual]

My lord, perhaps you would find yourself in the presence of such peasants less often if you had not taken it upon yourself to destroy half of the royal city.

[subvertive]

But that was so much fun, Warbird. I do not understand why everyone in Chandelier was so angry! They should feel honored that a warrior like me had so much fun punching and eye lasering stuff.

[matingritual]

Then perhaps you honored your subjects somewhat excessively, Lord Kubark.

[entertaining]

Try not to hold it against them. Unfortunately, they're trained to avoid fighting whenever possible.

[matingritual]

Clearly a rather obvious flaw in their culture. But I suppose we cannot all be fearless warriors.

[entertaining]

No, and they do seem to have a fair number of impressive warriors among them.

Not so many as there should be, though.




Their television is excellent.

[matingritual]

I had not noticed the quality of their-- television. My responsibilities leave little time for recreation.

oops....

[misspells]

omg
did u know u TOTS SOUND LIEK A FUKIN BADASS??????
*totes
*tots r babies
and ur SO CLEERLY NOT!!!!

[matingritual]

Your manner of speaking is difficult to decipher and somewhat irritating.

Did you just question my ability as a warrior?

[misspells]

NO WAY!!#
taht wuld be liek
questioning LIFE or somethin
there r just things u dont do fyi!!!!
ur clearly a super hxc warrior i doDNT DOUBT U FOR A SECOND
*dont

[matingritual]

[ . . . ]

You're being sardonic.

[manofice]

[Oh, Warbird.]

I see you and your mundane are off to a great start.

[matingritual]

We have yet to reconcile our differences.

[ a light beat. ]

Hello, man of ice. I see you are in a better state than when I last left you. Have you come to take me up on my offer to you?

[manofice]

I'm sure the two of you will work it out soon enough.

[Or you'll kill your mun. Whatever comes first.]

It took awhile, but I managed to put myself back together. Thanks for leaving my head behind, by the way. And I don't think this is exactly the best time or place for what you offered. [Or any other time or place for that matter.]

[matingritual]

Yes, perhaps when you are less occupied attempting to preserve the existence of your planet then.

[nomon_be_spared]

«There is no such thing as an 'honorable death'.»

[matingritual]

You are mistaken.

[nomon_be_spared]

«No. I have the wisdom of hindsight.»

[matingritual]

You are not Shi'ar. You do not understand the Shi'ar way. As such, your opinion on what may or may not be an honorable death is not relevant to me, regardless of your hindsight.