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[matingritual]

My name is Ava'dara Naganandini, servant of the Shi'ar Imperium, Royal Warbird, Deathbringer class. I am a warrior, and I do not know fear or weakness. What I do know is the Shi'ar way, and you, my would-be mundane, are doing a fine job of embarrassing the ideals of my people with your spineless cowardice.

On my home world, we do not hesitate when action must be taken.

If you wish to play me with any passable skill, you should first purge thoughts of failure from your mind. Or if that is too difficult a task, perhaps you should consider submitting to an honorable death.

Comments

[cuckoos]

They're human. What do you expect?

[subvertive]

Warbird! There you are!

Get these peasants out of my sight.

[entertaining]

Try not to hold it against them. Unfortunately, they're trained to avoid fighting whenever possible.

[matingritual]

I have known brave and valiant warriors among the humans, though admittedly they are far and few between.

[cuckoos]

Among humans - or mutants.

[matingritual]

My lord, perhaps you would find yourself in the presence of such peasants less often if you had not taken it upon yourself to destroy half of the royal city.

[matingritual]

Clearly a rather obvious flaw in their culture. But I suppose we cannot all be fearless warriors.

[matingritual]

You are all Earthlings. I see little point in such differentiation.

[subvertive]

But that was so much fun, Warbird. I do not understand why everyone in Chandelier was so angry! They should feel honored that a warrior like me had so much fun punching and eye lasering stuff.

[entertaining]

No, and they do seem to have a fair number of impressive warriors among them.

Not so many as there should be, though.




Their television is excellent.

[cuckoos]

It is a rather large one, but. Whatever.

[matingritual]

Then perhaps you honored your subjects somewhat excessively, Lord Kubark.

[matingritual]

I had not noticed the quality of their-- television. My responsibilities leave little time for recreation.

[subvertive]

Bah! One day father will realize the mistake in sending me here.

[matingritual]

Regardless, it hardly matters. The Earth's days are most certainly numbered.

[matingritual]

We may return home sooner than you think, my lord. In the meantime, you need only concern yourself with your curriculum.

[subvertive]

I've got the most demerits, Warbird, I think I can take a break from this Earthling school work. Like watch some of their sporting games. Though I must say their sport games are really boring and non violent.

THEY NEED MORE VIOLENCE AND CHAOTIC BLOODSHED.

[cuckoos]

[ rrrrrrrrrrrrolling dem glowy eyes ]

Please. There's practically some catastrophic global event numbering our days every month. Sometimes more often that that. But still here, aren't we.

[matingritual]

I assume the majority of your catastrophic global events do not involve the coming of the Phoenix.

[matingritual]

The Earthlings aren't durable enough for what we Shi'ar consider to be true sport.

[subvertive]

They really aren't and probably wouldn't last more than one round in Skull Bowl or Kick the Comet. Simply, they would die with no surviving causalities.

oops....

[misspells]

omg
did u know u TOTS SOUND LIEK A FUKIN BADASS??????
*totes
*tots r babies
and ur SO CLEERLY NOT!!!!

[cuckoos]

You'd be surprised.

[matingritual]

Your manner of speaking is difficult to decipher and somewhat irritating.

Did you just question my ability as a warrior?

[misspells]

NO WAY!!#
taht wuld be liek
questioning LIFE or somethin
there r just things u dont do fyi!!!!
ur clearly a super hxc warrior i doDNT DOUBT U FOR A SECOND
*dont