On the lack of a BLU Scout at 3Step.

[quickly]

MUN. YO.

I'm freakin' bored. Wasn't someone supposed t'bring that lamewad copy'a me over t'Paradise? 'Cause it sure didn't happen! I mean, yeah, there's other BLUs around but they're kinda boring. At least that BLU Scout loser tries to put up a fight. I always win 'em, but still. It's somethin' t'do.

Also I'm glad yer lazy ass finally got a new computer, but didja have t'get the slowest shippin' option? 'Cause I will be old and shit when it finally gets here.

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People keep thinking he's brothers with BLU Sniper. Those fools.

[hasstandards]

I don't think you can go from blue to red, mate. I'd end up with a purple shirt, and that's even worse as far as I'm concerned.

hahaha

[quickly]

Purple's better than blue, at least.

What if ya bleach it first? I remember bleachin' some'a my clothes when I was little by accident. Ma was pissed.

[hasstandards]

That might work. I don't know much about laundry.

[quickly]

Figures y'don't.

No offense, man, but yer clothes kinda look a little grungy, if ya know what I mean.

[hasstandards]

I'm aware.

[Because his mother has told him so. And so has Pyro. And Spy. And Medic at one point.]

The point is it's still a uniform. I probably oughtta try not to ruin my work shirt even if the color is awful on me.

that icon is cute!

[quickly]

Who cares if ya ruin it?

Yer boss? Who issat, anyway?

I do love it. <3

[hasstandards]

[Pause.]

A bloke named Constable Cooper.

[He is a talking raccoon.]

[quickly]

What a weird name.

I haven't seen this dude around yet. Bet he's real threatening if yer scared'a makin' him mad by bleachin' yer uniform.

[hasstandards]

I'm not scared. He's my boss. There's a difference.

[quickly]

I'm sure some bosses wouldn't care 'bout something as silly as bleachin' uniforms, though.

You can admit it if yer scared, I won't tell anyone. Promise.

[hasstandards]

I'm supposed to be on my best behavior with this one.

And I'm not scared. Stop calling me that.

[quickly]

Chicken!

[Scout's going to flap his arms like a bird and make 'bawk' noises now.]

[hasstandards]

I said knock it off!