On the lack of a BLU Scout at 3Step.

[quickly]

MUN. YO.

I'm freakin' bored. Wasn't someone supposed t'bring that lamewad copy'a me over t'Paradise? 'Cause it sure didn't happen! I mean, yeah, there's other BLUs around but they're kinda boring. At least that BLU Scout loser tries to put up a fight. I always win 'em, but still. It's somethin' t'do.

Also I'm glad yer lazy ass finally got a new computer, but didja have t'get the slowest shippin' option? 'Cause I will be old and shit when it finally gets here.

Comments

[quickly]

Whoa.

Dude.

I think ya got this all wrong. I didn't copy you, shit -- I would never even think'a that -- you musta copied me somewheres down the line. I mean, I can't blame ya, seein' as I'm real awesome and slick and everythin' but ya obviously messed up somewhere in yer copyin' 'cause yer skills are still lackin'.

Maybe you'd be a real threat if ya picked up some glasses.

[bring_the_beatdown]

Wow. You really must have taking a beating. You should get Medic ta look at that before your brains ooze out your nose or some gross shit like that.

How do you even function? Does your team have to remind you to breathe and make sure you don't run into walls? Where's your tinfoil hat?

[quickly]

[Laughs.]

I got my tinfoil hat right here, pal.

[With that slick line, he flips BLU off.]

[bring_the_beatdown]

Oh har har har. Where'd ya learn how to insult people, kindergarten? I've seen better insults on the back of cereal boxes.