I can't believe I'm doing this

[uncleulty]

Gwahahahahaha! I knew ya couldn't resist for too long mun! Maybe ya only got two arms but I got plenty to spare so you don't have to worry too much about getting things done! Don't really like the sounds of this Tower your planning to lock me up in, sounds a bit too much like debtors prison if ya ask me and I've been working myself to the non-existent bone avoiding that mess!

But hey ya know I'm a guy with a lot of heart - got three of them after all - so let's give it a go. I mean sounds like part of this place has class and I'm not going anywhere fast sitting out there making matches for the Coliseum! Not a way any respectable royalty ought to be acting at least! So this could be my chance to be respectable-like!

'Sides. They got a few cute girls there, right? I'm sold!

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[aria_di_celes]

...[There's a 4-ton weight with your name on it.]

Maybe you should stay at the Coliseum, for everyone's sake.

[uncleulty]

Hey hey hey! I might be a mollusk but I'm no clam! Those are some suckers right there. You gotta keep moving if you want to go anywhere that's just a fact.

Besides a desk job's no place for an octopus. Let alone one as handsome and talented as me!

lmao that icon

[aria_di_celes]

An octopus belongs in the sea, where he can't bother other people. Or on the dinner table.

[Not behind a desk, at an opera, and certainly not in the sky.]

How does an octopus even accumulate that much debt?

[checkoutthesedecks]

...fuck, I've seen too much anime to know where this is going.

[uncleulty]

Whoa now! You're getting the wrong idea there! I'm not that kinda tentacled freakshow! I'm a proper gentleman!

[checkoutthesedecks]

No, I'd say you were a freak show. And so would everyone else.

[rainbowbrush]

Uncle Ulty~!

[uncleulty]

Well if it isn't the runt! C'mon now! Ya got a hug for your Uncle Ulty?

[Bleh. He's still on the fence with kids but it's better playing this way because then you get to the crying Relm and if there is anything more awkward than dealing with kids it is dealing with crying kids. He has no room for that mess.]

[rainbowbrush]

[Oh she has one better. She runs to him and jumps, landing on his... head?... feet first. And then bounces.]

[lockpick]

[Did someone say "cute girls who need protecting." No? Close enough.]

Would you look what the cat dragged in! Haven't seen so much as a sucker from you in a while.

[He'd say it's nice to see you, buddy, but Locke's really not much of a liar.]

[uncleulty]

[Don't worry I'm sure most of the cute girls could beat Ultros to a bloody pulp. Or at least distract him with something shiny.]

Well ya can't blame me for being busy! Got important things to do! Much too important for ya to handle!

[Because doing clerk work at the Coliseum is far more than your whole saving the world thing Locke.]

[blockedlight]

[He just stares. Really? Ultros? How pathetic can you be?]

Go home.

[uncleulty]

[When it comes to Ultros there's no limit to how pathetic he can sink!]

Well if it isn't the dark brooding stranger! Sorry but I don't listen to strangers!

[Especially strangers who don't like him.]

[edgar_roni]

Have to agree with Celes: you're perhaps better off as a receptionist at Dragon's Neck than harassing cute girls anywhere else.

[He knows what you're going to say in response. Don't. You. Dare.]

[uncleulty]

Afraid of a little competition are ya lover boy?

Can't blame you. I'd be worried too if I ever met my match.

[assassin_shadow]

Imprisoning you in a tower doesn't seem enough.

[uncleulty]

Hey it's not "imprisonment". It's more like I just can't find the exit!

[Which clearly is far better.]</small.

[eternalcameo]

(Hi have a cute girl right now.)

Oh, you're that one boss from Final Fantasy 6. My mun's an idiot and he hasn't played it yet, but he knows that much. You sure you won't die being out of water or something?

[uncleulty]

Little dry land can't stop me girly!

'Sides I wouldn't get to talk to you if it did would I cutie?

[sabin_rene]

I guess the beating I gave you wasn't enough, huh?

[uncleulty]

You got lucky muscle-head! And the current took care of you because it knew you couldn't survive a round two with me!

[Ultros it's more like round six by this point...]

[uwaaooo]

[DOES THIS MEAN SEAFOOD FOR SUPPER TONIGHT :D]

Uwaaaah! Tasty squid!

[uncleulty]

Oh no ya don't runt! What's with you and trying to eat me anyway? Don't you know who you're talking to?

And I'm an octopus. OCTOPUS. C'mon now.

what is it about Animus and purple invertebraes.

[midgarhorizon]

[Oh. Shiva's. Tits.

That giant purple squid reference came back to haunt him.]

...what the-

[He will never make that joke again. Ever.]

[uncleulty]

[What the? Now aren't you kind of a freaky looking guy Reno.]

Hey. What's with the spikes there? How do you even do that?