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Ultros ([personal profile] uncleulty) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-07-11 02:00 am

I can't believe I'm doing this

Gwahahahahaha! I knew ya couldn't resist for too long mun! Maybe ya only got two arms but I got plenty to spare so you don't have to worry too much about getting things done! Don't really like the sounds of this Tower your planning to lock me up in, sounds a bit too much like debtors prison if ya ask me and I've been working myself to the non-existent bone avoiding that mess!

But hey ya know I'm a guy with a lot of heart - got three of them after all - so let's give it a go. I mean sounds like part of this place has class and I'm not going anywhere fast sitting out there making matches for the Coliseum! Not a way any respectable royalty ought to be acting at least! So this could be my chance to be respectable-like!

'Sides. They got a few cute girls there, right? I'm sold!
aria_di_celes: (So gently you touched my heart)

[personal profile] aria_di_celes 2012-07-11 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
...[There's a 4-ton weight with your name on it.]

Maybe you should stay at the Coliseum, for everyone's sake.
checkoutthesedecks: (Bad vibes dude)

[personal profile] checkoutthesedecks 2012-07-11 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
...fuck, I've seen too much anime to know where this is going.
rainbowbrush: (Sing la la la)

[personal profile] rainbowbrush 2012-07-11 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
Uncle Ulty~!
lockpick: (I really fucked it up this time)

[personal profile] lockpick 2012-07-11 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
[Did someone say "cute girls who need protecting." No? Close enough.]

Would you look what the cat dragged in! Haven't seen so much as a sucker from you in a while.

[He'd say it's nice to see you, buddy, but Locke's really not much of a liar.]
checkoutthesedecks: (Ba ba ba ba ba)

[personal profile] checkoutthesedecks 2012-07-11 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
No, I'd say you were a freak show. And so would everyone else.
rainbowbrush: (And my eyes)

[personal profile] rainbowbrush 2012-07-11 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh she has one better. She runs to him and jumps, landing on his... head?... feet first. And then bounces.]
aria_di_celes: (What do you hope to peddle down here?)

lmao that icon

[personal profile] aria_di_celes 2012-07-11 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
An octopus belongs in the sea, where he can't bother other people. Or on the dinner table.

[Not behind a desk, at an opera, and certainly not in the sky.]

How does an octopus even accumulate that much debt?
lockpick: (a serenade to the soul)

[personal profile] lockpick 2012-07-11 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
[It's the principle of the thing, really.]

Busy behaving yourself, I should hope. Or is that too much to ask of octopus royalty?

[The emphasis on the title is firmly sarcastic.]
rainbowbrush: (Show me your smile my little angel)

Oh you are fantastic. XD

[personal profile] rainbowbrush 2012-07-11 06:55 am (UTC)(link)
[Yep. Still bouncing. At least now she's sitting, that's better... right?]

Why would I eat my crayons? Then I couldn't use them to draw. Don't you know anything?
lockpick: (the major lift)

[personal profile] lockpick 2012-07-11 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
[It looks a bit more like Ultros is trying to rid himself of something unpleasant that's stuck up his nose. If he had a nose. But the point gets across. Mostly.]

A good name? Could have fooled me. If you've ever had one, I don't think I've heard it!
blockedlight: (Arms folded)

[personal profile] blockedlight 2012-07-11 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
[He just stares. Really? Ultros? How pathetic can you be?]

Go home.
rainbowbrush: (I'm gonna find it in my fairy tale)

Yes I did! :D

[personal profile] rainbowbrush 2012-07-11 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
Okaaaaay. Hmmm...

[While she thinks, she kicks her legs out, back and forth. Sorry, Uncle Ulty.]

Where do babies come from?
blockedlight: (Eyes of an assassin)

[personal profile] blockedlight 2012-07-11 07:07 am (UTC)(link)
It would be in your best interest to leave.

[Shadow just continues glaring. It's wise to listen to him okay.]

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