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[divamaycry]

So many angels here.

[A smile]

This will be fun.

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[malleusmaleficarum]

In what world does angels equal fun?

[divamaycry]

Mine. Their heads make wonderful wall decorations.

[caligulas_aquarium]

Angels are fuckin' awwful.

They're only good for killin'.

[malleusmaleficarum]

[Excuse her, she needs a moment. That's a hilarious joke!]

Oh honey, you don't know what you're dealing with if you think you can kill these angels. That's a good way to get dead fast.

[divamaycry]

And that is the fun part.

[What else is she gonna do with them?]

[divamaycry]

I don't think you know you who they are dealing with.

This isn't my first walk in the park, darling.

[She threw God into the sun. She can handle his helpers.]

[caligulas_aquarium]

Huh. I nevver expected a human to get that. Your wwhole mythology for them is...wwell, it's fucked up.

Good to see someone's in the knoww.

[divamaycry]

I don't know about other worlds, but mine got it right.

[malleusmaleficarum]

And you think it's mine?

[divamaycry]

I'm sure it isn't, my infernal friend.

[A smile. Yes, she knows what you are. Hard not to tell.]

[caligulas_aquarium]

Wwhat are they there?

[divamaycry]

Annoying, lawfully good feather heads. And they are always a pain.

[malleusmaleficarum]

[Not like she does anything to hide it.]

Then trust me: killing these guys won't be so easy, not even the fallen one.

[caligulas_aquarium]

Sounds about right. I found a wwhole planet full a' the bastards. Just these horrible wwinged monstrosities screechin' through the sky an' bein' really fuckin' vviolent.

I managed to kill all of 'em though.

[divamaycry]

Odd, fallen angels turn into demons in my world.

[Guess yours are doing it wrong.]

[malleusmaleficarum]

These guys just turn mortal if they lose their Grace. Demons are just extremely tortured human souls.

[divamaycry]

[She claps.]

Good for you, I'm sure you struck fear into their heartless bodies.

[divamaycry]

Some similarities there, but other then that...

[She thinks about this for a moment.]

Your angels still have halos, right?

[malleusmaleficarum]

No, just the fluffy wings.

[divamaycry]

[She frowns now.]

An angel without a halo? Your world is doing it wrong.

[She sighs.]

Well, there goes my fun.

[malleusmaleficarum]

Well, I wouldn't say that. I mean, if you really think you got the stuff to kick their ass - I encourage it wholeheartedly.

[divamaycry]

It is a favorite of mine, but I like getting paid to do it.

[malleusmaleficarum]

And your preferred form of payment is...?

[divamaycry]

Cash, diamonds, gold, another day; you know the normal things.

My friends in the Inferno pay big for those little gold rings.

[malleusmaleficarum]

Well, I don't need their halos. Just having them out of the way would be enough.