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[hulk]

You know, uh. Most people-- Correction, most sane people don't get so, uh, giddy? Yeah, giddy over the prospect of somebody getting punched in the face. Or, um, various other areas.

Just saying.

Same goes for the whole, er. Being ridiculously pissy at the head of a massive shadow government type agency with a whole bunch of trained people ready and willing to shoot at somebody.

So. ...You might possibly want to get that looked at. Because-- That's not normal. At all.


Oh, and for that o-other stuff. It's only two weeks. We'll both get along fine without-- Without that. All right? So none of that now. You can spend that time doing, uh. Other things. Things that don't involve me getting kicked around like an old tin can.

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[rockstark]

So does this mean we finally get to find out about your big green secret?

[hulk]

Unless Fury decides to go and... You know. Broadcast it? Not yet, no, which. I'm a little more than grateful for.

The punching is-- That's happening somewhere else. Somewhere where Captain America isn't so much Adele as, uh. More of a Motley Crue kind of flavor.

[rockstark]

... I didn't need that mental image. ... Either of them, actually. Now every time Steve comes on the feed I'm gonna hear Someone Like You. Which, don't get me wrong, that woman's got a set of pipes, but if they put that song on the radio one more time, you know what I'm saying?

[hulk]

Not really. Haven't had the opportunity to listen to too much radio for a, uh. Five years.