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You know, uh. Most people-- Correction, most sane people don't get so, uh, giddy? Yeah, giddy over the prospect of somebody getting punched in the face. Or, um, various other areas.

Just saying.

Same goes for the whole, er. Being ridiculously pissy at the head of a massive shadow government type agency with a whole bunch of trained people ready and willing to shoot at somebody.

So. ...You might possibly want to get that looked at. Because-- That's not normal. At all.

Oh, and for that o-other stuff. It's only two weeks. We'll both get along fine without-- Without that. All right? So none of that now. You can spend that time doing, uh. Other things. Things that don't involve me getting kicked around like an old tin can.

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...so, are you getting punched or are you getting kicked?

W-well, I'd meant the tin can thing as a, uh, metaphor, but. Possibly both? I don't even--

Any time I ask for specifics, she gets all... Giggly. It's really creepy.

Sounds like you're going to get a manly punch to the face, B. Wear your bruises with pride!

Yeah, uh. ...This is going to be less about bruises and more about the whole... Green problem. It kind of gets exacerbated by punches to the face, manly or otherwise.

Just control your anger? It's a punch. Find your center.

I know, and-- I mean, I'll try, obviously, but. It's going to be me going up against... You know. A very angry Captain America who's going to do a little more than just punching.

I'd punch him back for you.

[You weenie. :(]

So does this mean we finally get to find out about your big green secret?

[ ...O-oh. ;w; That's so nice of you, Z. ]

Y- ...Um. Thank you, but. He'll be getting a. Well, my green problem also doesn't like getting punched, so. That end is covered. At least.

Unless Fury decides to go and... You know. Broadcast it? Not yet, no, which. I'm a little more than grateful for.

The punching is-- That's happening somewhere else. Somewhere where Captain America isn't so much Adele as, uh. More of a Motley Crue kind of flavor.

[She knows!!]

Good. Beat the crap outta him. There's no reason to punch a guy like you.

[ Best troll-friend!! ]

Wh- A guy like me?

Yeah? A guy like you!

What is a guy like me, uh. ...Like?

[ (unsure) ]

Cute? Kinda scrawny? It's like picking on that geek who can't protect himself really.

W- Uh.

Two of three there, maybe, but. I mean, obviously not--

Thank you?

You're welcome.

Probably.

Heh.

My mun is giggling at the thought of Steve punching you... but only because she has something similar planned for me. .....Sorry.

D- Look, just. Just don't, okay, it's.

[ Drags face. ]

A-and let's not forget you were, you know, acting like a [ whiny as hell ] high schooler.

Giggling seems to be a thing going around with this sort of-- [ Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh. ] They're, uh. They're real peaches, huh?

Wow, a universe where you're even less eloquent.

Yeah, a lot of them seem to find amusement in... inappropriate places.

I take it nobody at your game knows about.. the other guy? And that's where most of their amusement comes into play?

[ Initial reaction of 'Betty!!!' but then... Oh, not his Betty. u___u ]

Sorry.

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