Uh...let's call it a voice test, shall we?

[texasified]

OK mun, nice to meet you, great taste in muses. But we've gotta get a few things straight before you get turned loose with Texas.

Number one: Games are fun and all when they're not really nerdy and stuff, but we gotta Texas-ify it! Join one game? Nope.

All the games. Move in. Conquer them all! Yeah!

Number two: No games where we can't win ever. It's not fair to everyone who's been fighting for years when Texas comes in and shows 'em all up by winning at everything. We don't want to make them feel bad about themselves for not being as awesome. That just ain't the spirit of Texas-ification.

Number three: Nothing boring. None of those games where we pretend to go to school or live in a house or anything. We gotta have fighting and robots and lasers and dragons and lots and lots of driving. Pretty much what I do in Motorcity, only 10 times as awesome!

OK, little lady, Texas knows he can trust you to handle the rest. So how many games are we looking at?

Whaddya mean, "none?" That ain't Texas-ification. That's...that's Un-Texas-ification!

You sure you're the only Mun Texas can have? Can't trade you in for a better one?

Comments

[whitescalesbigmouth]

Hey I said I could help you out with the dragons and the robots, I didn't mention anything about laser eyes.

[She sits herself down much like a over-sized dog and gives a toothy grin.] ...Did I mention said robots also turn into really fast cars?

[texasified]

Ch...all dragons should come with laser beam eyes..

[That may be a little bit of disappointment that quickly gives way to excitement]

Robots that turn into...Wait, I fight robots with my car...so would I fighting the robots...with themselves? That is so AWESOME!

[whitescalesbigmouth]

See! It all works out!

But yeah, My mun's only just recently gotten into the show you're from, she'd love to see you and your friends in ink_city

[texasified]

Ink City...What is that, a city made from ink or a city that makes ink or...Like a city covered in ink or...?

[whitescalesbigmouth]

Yup you were right the first time. The city's made from ink, the Forrest, the ocean, pretty much everything there.

[Not going to tell you about what ELSE you'll find ink in because yeaaaah, she'd much rather let you find out yourself than be the barer of bad news.]

[texasified]

Sounds like something Dutch would like...

But if everything's made of ink, how do you get all the ink off? You couldn't take a shower or anything because it'd all just be ink.

[Yes, this was the most important question you could ask Texas.]

[whitescalesbigmouth]

...You know, I've never really noticed before, The whole city's made of ink and yet no one seems to be phased by the fact we're covered in it. Geeze, that's pretty weird.

[Guess who's stumped here?]

[texasified]

[That's what prolonged exposure to Texas will do to a person. Not pretty.]

Seriously. And what do you do for food? It's all ink! You can't eat that stuff! Probably tastes awful too.

[whitescalesbigmouth]

The food's been pretty normal from what I can tell. Maybe it's only SOME of the stuff that's ink then...Hm....

[texasified]

Yeah, everything's probably not actually made of ink. Otherwise all the buildings would melt in the rain.