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Texas ([personal profile] texasified) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-07-09 07:51 am
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Uh...let's call it a voice test, shall we?

OK mun, nice to meet you, great taste in muses. But we've gotta get a few things straight before you get turned loose with Texas.

Number one: Games are fun and all when they're not really nerdy and stuff, but we gotta Texas-ify it! Join one game? Nope.

All the games. Move in. Conquer them all! Yeah!

Number two: No games where we can't win ever. It's not fair to everyone who's been fighting for years when Texas comes in and shows 'em all up by winning at everything. We don't want to make them feel bad about themselves for not being as awesome. That just ain't the spirit of Texas-ification.

Number three: Nothing boring. None of those games where we pretend to go to school or live in a house or anything. We gotta have fighting and robots and lasers and dragons and lots and lots of driving. Pretty much what I do in Motorcity, only 10 times as awesome!

OK, little lady, Texas knows he can trust you to handle the rest. So how many games are we looking at?

Whaddya mean, "none?" That ain't Texas-ification. That's...that's Un-Texas-ification!

You sure you're the only Mun Texas can have? Can't trade you in for a better one?
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whitescalesbigmouth: (Saft - Oh now I'm embarrased!)

[personal profile] whitescalesbigmouth 2012-07-09 04:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Dragons and robots huh? I think I might be able to help you out there.
texasified: ([2] - Those cats were fast as lightning)

[personal profile] texasified 2012-07-09 04:13 pm (UTC)(link)
OK, you got Texas' attention. Let's hear it.
whitescalesbigmouth: (Saft - Like a cover of a magazine)

[personal profile] whitescalesbigmouth 2012-07-09 04:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay well first of all you're talking to a dragon and second, where I'm at there's heaps of robots.
texasified: ([9] - Everybody was kung-fu fighting)

[personal profile] texasified 2012-07-09 04:17 pm (UTC)(link)
...Nope, no, sorry, little lady, you're no dragon. You can't pull the wool over the eyes of ol' Texas that easy.
whitescalesbigmouth: (Dragon - Just a little smug right now)

[personal profile] whitescalesbigmouth 2012-07-09 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, so how about now?

[Sorry Texas, but you were asking about it.]
texasified: ([2] - Those cats were fast as lightning)

[personal profile] texasified 2012-07-09 04:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[He always does. He's maybe trying to not look as impressed as he actually is.]

...Yeah, fine...but where are your laser eyes?
whitescalesbigmouth: (Saft - Even dragons think that's whack)

[personal profile] whitescalesbigmouth 2012-07-09 04:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey I said I could help you out with the dragons and the robots, I didn't mention anything about laser eyes.

[She sits herself down much like a over-sized dog and gives a toothy grin.] ...Did I mention said robots also turn into really fast cars?
texasified: ([7] - It's an ancient Chinese art and ev)

[personal profile] texasified 2012-07-09 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Ch...all dragons should come with laser beam eyes..

[That may be a little bit of disappointment that quickly gives way to excitement]

Robots that turn into...Wait, I fight robots with my car...so would I fighting the robots...with themselves? That is so AWESOME!
whitescalesbigmouth: (Saft - Can't be tamed)

[personal profile] whitescalesbigmouth 2012-07-09 04:34 pm (UTC)(link)
See! It all works out!

But yeah, My mun's only just recently gotten into the show you're from, she'd love to see you and your friends in [community profile] ink_city
Edited 2012-07-09 16:34 (UTC)
texasified: ([2] - Those cats were fast as lightning)

[personal profile] texasified 2012-07-09 04:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Ink City...What is that, a city made from ink or a city that makes ink or...Like a city covered in ink or...?
whitescalesbigmouth: (Default)

[personal profile] whitescalesbigmouth 2012-07-09 04:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Yup you were right the first time. The city's made from ink, the Forrest, the ocean, pretty much everything there.

[Not going to tell you about what ELSE you'll find ink in because yeaaaah, she'd much rather let you find out yourself than be the barer of bad news.]
texasified: ([8] - From a feint into a slip and kicki)

[personal profile] texasified 2012-07-09 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Sounds like something Dutch would like...

But if everything's made of ink, how do you get all the ink off? You couldn't take a shower or anything because it'd all just be ink.

[Yes, this was the most important question you could ask Texas.]
whitescalesbigmouth: (Saft - This is serious...)

[personal profile] whitescalesbigmouth 2012-07-09 04:55 pm (UTC)(link)
...You know, I've never really noticed before, The whole city's made of ink and yet no one seems to be phased by the fact we're covered in it. Geeze, that's pretty weird.

[Guess who's stumped here?]
texasified: ([8] - From a feint into a slip and kicki)

[personal profile] texasified 2012-07-09 06:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[That's what prolonged exposure to Texas will do to a person. Not pretty.]

Seriously. And what do you do for food? It's all ink! You can't eat that stuff! Probably tastes awful too.
whitescalesbigmouth: (Saft - Bored to death/Deep thought)

[personal profile] whitescalesbigmouth 2012-07-09 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
The food's been pretty normal from what I can tell. Maybe it's only SOME of the stuff that's ink then...Hm....
texasified: ([2] - Those cats were fast as lightning)

[personal profile] texasified 2012-07-09 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, everything's probably not actually made of ink. Otherwise all the buildings would melt in the rain.
multilife: (He gave it to a man going up)

[personal profile] multilife 2012-07-09 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)
I thought I heard someone shouting about lasers and dragons.
texasified: ([7] - It's an ancient Chinese art and ev)

[personal profile] texasified 2012-07-09 04:25 pm (UTC)(link)
And you knew it was Texas because nobody else is that awesome! I know!
multilife: (Ninety seven pieces of the man)

[personal profile] multilife 2012-07-09 04:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Riiight. It's hard to find someone who can Texas-ify things like you do, I'll admit that.
Edited 2012-07-09 16:33 (UTC)
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[personal profile] texasified 2012-07-09 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, yeah, see? Everybody knows what incredible awesomeness comes from the power of Texas-ifcation! Hyaa! Waa-cha! [Dumb martial arts poses]
multilife: (But the cat came back)

[personal profile] multilife 2012-07-09 04:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh-huh. [Oh Texas.] Sooo, I heard that you're having mun problems too?
texasified: ([9] - Everybody was kung-fu fighting)

[personal profile] texasified 2012-07-09 04:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Pfft, yeah, mine's really dumb. She's got me, the coolest Burner and best martial artist ever in her line up of really lame muses, and she has "no idea what to do with me!" Like it's not completely obvious that every game needs a good dose of TEXAS!

What about yours? Are they all like this?
multilife: (He told him for to take it)

[personal profile] multilife 2012-07-09 04:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, that's a shame. Mine's pretty much the same. She's finally looking at some games though, so maybe you could convince yours to take a look too.
texasified: ([2] - Those cats were fast as lightning)

[personal profile] texasified 2012-07-09 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
So all muns are as cowardly as Chuck? Mine's not even sure she wants to start thinking about maybe putting me somewhere! I tell ya, it's like she's trying to bore Texas to death.

Not like...bore into me but you know what I mean.
multilife: (The balloon came down about ninety miles)

[personal profile] multilife 2012-07-09 06:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Not so much cowardly as indecisive, I'd think. They just need a little push, y'know.
texasified: ([3] - In fact it was a little bit fright)

[personal profile] texasified 2012-07-09 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, is that all? With arms like these, Texas can definitely do that!

Yours need a push? Because Texas will totally push them anywhere.
multilife: (He gave it to a man going up)

[personal profile] multilife 2012-07-09 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[She laughs.] That'd be very much appreciated.
liftmehighabove: (Da fuq is this?)

[personal profile] liftmehighabove 2012-07-09 04:57 pm (UTC)(link)
...Who is Texas?

[Poor Thumbelina; she's never really heard someone speak in the third person so much.]

And if you're looking for someplace to go, you could always go where I am! There's really nice people there! It is a school, but it's not a normal school at all.
texasified: ([8] - From a feint into a slip and kicki)

[personal profile] texasified 2012-07-09 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
You're lookin' at him, tiny.

[And he's never seen someone so...small before]

Texas already knows everything he needs to know, and...I dunno, Texas doesn't like the thought of stepping on everybody or crushing schools for tiny people.
liftmehighabove: (Not sure if want)

[personal profile] liftmehighabove 2012-07-09 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh! But it's not for tiny people!

I'm... sort of only the small one there. Everyone else is big though, I promise! And... we sort of really need people who know how to fight. There are these horrible monsters called Jack Rippers and Strangelings, and we're not doing a very good job of getting rid of them...
Edited 2012-07-09 18:15 (UTC)
texasified: ([1] - Everybody was kung-fu fighting)

[personal profile] texasified 2012-07-09 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Little girl, if you are looking for normal-sized people to fight ugly monsters, you are looking at the right guy.

[KARATE POSES AND NOISES]

Texas to the rescue! Show Texas those Rippling Strange Things and he'll take care of them with a little Texas Twister! Hoooo-ya!
liftmehighabove: (Could you slow down a bit?)

[personal profile] liftmehighabove 2012-07-09 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Really?! Oh, thank you!

But... you sort of have to go to the Academy first.
riot_queen: (unsure??? - mnn...)

[personal profile] riot_queen 2012-07-09 05:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Thought the "spirit of Texas" was t' abandon ship and secede from the rest of the nation.

[Can't... help... Been almost 200 years since anyone's said anything about the US in her timeline.]
texasified: ([5] - They were funky China men from fun)

[personal profile] texasified 2012-07-09 06:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Texas NEVER abandons ship! You callin' Texas a coward?
texasified: ([2] - Those cats were fast as lightning)

[personal profile] texasified 2012-07-09 06:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[Uh.]

...Well, I dunno! Are you?
riot_queen: (distant - above it all)

[personal profile] riot_queen 2012-07-09 06:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Depends. You drew the conclusion first.
texasified: ([1] - Everybody was kung-fu fighting)

[personal profile] texasified 2012-07-09 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, but...Oh no! Don't go trying to confuse Texas! You said that I'd abandon ship and succeed! Those sound like fighting words to me!
kittenphobia: (Please laugh at my joke I need this guys)

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[personal profile] kittenphobia 2012-07-09 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
You're taking this pretty, uh, well, Texas. [ He's not surprised actually. ]
texasified: ([3] - In fact it was a little bit fright)

Hee hee hee!

[personal profile] texasified 2012-07-09 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course, what'd you expect? Texas doesn't get all bent out of shape just cause some weirdo tries to make him do her bidding or whatever's happening here!
kittenphobia: (Soooo loooooong. They're soooo looong.)

[personal profile] kittenphobia 2012-07-10 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe you're okay with it, but I'm not. I... I don't have a good feeling about this. I mean, we could end up anywhere! Who knows what we might have to deal with?
texasified: ([2] - Those cats were fast as lightning)

[personal profile] texasified 2012-07-10 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
You never have a good feeling about anything. But Texas isn't worried! We don't always know what Kane's gonna throw at us either and we always kick his butt!

It'll be just like that! Only maybe with less robots, I dunno.
kittenphobia: (You're gonna do something wreckless)

[personal profile] kittenphobia 2012-07-10 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
But what IF there's more? What if there's, like, I dunno, some crazy incurable disease or zombies or giant... radioactive sludge monsters? How are we gonna deal with all of that if we end up with no cars, no weapons and no way out?
freakofnature: (pic#4045424)

omfg TEXAS I NEEDED YOU IN MY LIFE

[personal profile] freakofnature 2012-07-10 03:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh. It's you, Texas.
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