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dear_mun2012-07-09 07:51 am
texasified) wrote in dear_mun2012-07-09 07:51 am
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Uh...let's call it a voice test, shall we?
OK mun, nice to meet you, great taste in muses. But we've gotta get a few things straight before you get turned loose with Texas.
Number one: Games are fun and all when they're not really nerdy and stuff, but we gotta Texas-ify it! Join one game? Nope.
All the games. Move in. Conquer them all! Yeah!
Number two: No games where we can't win ever. It's not fair to everyone who's been fighting for years when Texas comes in and shows 'em all up by winning at everything. We don't want to make them feel bad about themselves for not being as awesome. That just ain't the spirit of Texas-ification.
Number three: Nothing boring. None of those games where we pretend to go to school or live in a house or anything. We gotta have fighting and robots and lasers and dragons and lots and lots of driving. Pretty much what I do in Motorcity, only 10 times as awesome!
OK, little lady, Texas knows he can trust you to handle the rest. So how many games are we looking at?
Whaddya mean, "none?" That ain't Texas-ification. That's...that's Un-Texas-ification!
You sure you're the only Mun Texas can have? Can't trade you in for a better one?
Number one: Games are fun and all when they're not really nerdy and stuff, but we gotta Texas-ify it! Join one game? Nope.
All the games. Move in. Conquer them all! Yeah!
Number two: No games where we can't win ever. It's not fair to everyone who's been fighting for years when Texas comes in and shows 'em all up by winning at everything. We don't want to make them feel bad about themselves for not being as awesome. That just ain't the spirit of Texas-ification.
Number three: Nothing boring. None of those games where we pretend to go to school or live in a house or anything. We gotta have fighting and robots and lasers and dragons and lots and lots of driving. Pretty much what I do in Motorcity, only 10 times as awesome!
OK, little lady, Texas knows he can trust you to handle the rest. So how many games are we looking at?
Whaddya mean, "none?" That ain't Texas-ification. That's...that's Un-Texas-ification!
You sure you're the only Mun Texas can have? Can't trade you in for a better one?