re: gwen, re: game, re: stacy babies are drama queens

[osbastard]

You can't really mean that, can you? Why would try to find a place for me with my mother? I -- how -- what would I say to her? How would I act? What would I wear? I've never met my mother. I don't know the first thing about having one. Sure, she'll be all over, and about half my age.

[ Gabe, you're like ten. Sort of. ]

What if she doesn't-- and I--

What about my sister? Why don't you try and find her, instead? At least I know how to live with her.

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[mayoroftokyo]

[Fff. Totally doing a double take.]

Do I know you, kiddo?

[osbastard]

[ Heh. ]

Not exactly, gramps.

[mayoroftokyo]

Hey, I got at least ten years before I qualify for "gramps", alright?

[Fff. Fff.]

Can't-- You still look damn familiar.

[osbastard]

"Gramps" works pretty well for me. I'm a little younger than I look.

Some say I'm the spitting image of my father. You should've seen my sister; just like mother.

[biologicals]

[ oh gggooodddd ]

Maybe you could say something like, "Hey, I'm kind of a huge creep. Sorry for any future discomfort I'll cause you or any variation of you."

[osbastard]

I'm no creep. How can you say that? You don't even know me!

[biologicals]

What can I say? [ wiggles her fingers ] Creep senses.

[endofanera]

The family reunion shit's dramatically overrated.

[osbastard]

It depends on the family. Usually.

[endofanera]

Alright, go on. Tell me your festering drama bit of a bloodline isn't one of 'em.

[osborncomplex]

Your mom would probably still be a better idea than your dad.

[osbastard]

Of course you would say that, Harold. You got to spend real time with him while I had to grow up hearing about you.

[osborncomplex]

Don't fuck with me about this. Don't even try. Does he love you? Does he find you a better son than I was? Congratulations. You must be so much more loyal, so much smarter than I ever was — until the second you disappoint him, and then you'll be just like me.

And you will disappoint him.

[menaced]

That information is classified.

[She REALLY wishes she didn't have to meet you like this.
Or at all.]

[osbastard]

[ Oh boy. ]

Who are you?

[menaced]

That's not important.

[A frown.]

Your sister is elsewhere, Gabriel. Where she's safe.

[bedeviledspider]

Gosh, Chuckles, that's a tough one!

[ could he sound more bitter? ]

I don't know about you but I'd be grateful I actually had the chance to say hello. Half your age? I'll take that over probably dead — or at best, still locked up — any day.

[osbastard]

Why should I care what you think, Dracula?

[bedeviledspider]

You're the one airing your dirty laundry to everyone. Why should you be surprised when people comment on it?

And, seriously, Dracula? Do I really look like a vampire to you?

[punyparker]

Oh, don't. None of it, any of it, all of it--

You still exist?

[osbastard]

Did you forget about me that soon?

[punyparker]

I sure tried.

YEAH I'M LATE THIS IS HAPPENING

[impersassination]

Doesn't it sound like a happy reunion?

HELLO DEAR

[osbastard]

Not exactly, no.

KISSU

[impersassination]

And why not? Don't your miss your mother?