re: gwen, re: game, re: stacy babies are drama queens

[osbastard]

You can't really mean that, can you? Why would try to find a place for me with my mother? I -- how -- what would I say to her? How would I act? What would I wear? I've never met my mother. I don't know the first thing about having one. Sure, she'll be all over, and about half my age.

[ Gabe, you're like ten. Sort of. ]

What if she doesn't-- and I--

What about my sister? Why don't you try and find her, instead? At least I know how to live with her.

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[mayoroftokyo]

[Fff. Totally doing a double take.]

Do I know you, kiddo?

[biologicals]

[ oh gggooodddd ]

Maybe you could say something like, "Hey, I'm kind of a huge creep. Sorry for any future discomfort I'll cause you or any variation of you."

[osbastard]

[ Heh. ]

Not exactly, gramps.

[endofanera]

The family reunion shit's dramatically overrated.

[osbastard]

I'm no creep. How can you say that? You don't even know me!

[mayoroftokyo]

Hey, I got at least ten years before I qualify for "gramps", alright?

[Fff. Fff.]

Can't-- You still look damn familiar.

[osbastard]

It depends on the family. Usually.

[biologicals]

What can I say? [ wiggles her fingers ] Creep senses.

[osbastard]

"Gramps" works pretty well for me. I'm a little younger than I look.

Some say I'm the spitting image of my father. You should've seen my sister; just like mother.

[osbastard]

There's no such thing.

[endofanera]

Alright, go on. Tell me your festering drama bit of a bloodline isn't one of 'em.

[biologicals]

How do you know? You clearly don't have them.

[osbastard]

I know because there's no such thing. What do you know, you wench?

[osbastard]

My sister and my father are good to me. They care.

[endofanera]

And mommy dear? What did daddy think of her.

[biologicals]

I know that you better not call me that again. Asshole.

[osbastard]

I don't have to be nice to you. You aren't my real mom.

[osbastard]

She used him. He has every right to hate her.

[biologicals]

I hate to see how you treat people who aren't just alternate versions of your mom then.

[osbastard]

Gonna send me to my room?

[biologicals]

Please. That's exactly the kind of thing that would encourage raging mommy issues.

[osbastard]

I don't have mommy issues!

[biologicals]

Really.

[osbastard]

Yeah. Really. I said we never knew each other, didn't I?

[osborncomplex]

Your mom would probably still be a better idea than your dad.