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[hipsterdouchebag]

look lady
i dont knoww wwhat you think youre fuckin doin
but you and me, wwe aint friends
and i dont care if you think im fuckin adorable
i mean
i am as handsome as someone of my rank and title should vvery wwell be
but
adorable aint a dignified term

so fuckin can it before i troll you to wwithin an inch of your scumbag life

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[wwhiner]

no
wwell maybe
but that isnt the fuckin point
our blood is wwhat made use do terrible things
our station is a fuckin joke
if bein a high blood is wwhat made us hurt fef then it isn't really a good thing, is it?

[hipsterdouchebag]

yeah yeah
i knoww wwhat youre fuckin sayin okay
chill the fuck out
im just tryin to let this lady knoww she aint gonna fuckin boss me around, alright?
evven military assholes pull rank sometimes, jegus christ

[wwhiner]

fuck sorry
guess im just a little sensitivve about this
maybe because the fef in my game is before any of this shit happened
fuck, she's before sgrub evven happened

[hipsterdouchebag]

wwhatevver im over it
its understandable if thats the case
hows that goin?
you havvent told her anything havve you

[wwhiner]

its goin alright evverythin considered
i havvent told her anythin of course
she doesnt need to knoww wwhat I wwill do
though she might suspect somethin since i was cryin when i first saw her

[hipsterdouchebag]

thats good then
except swweet motherfuckin christ man pull yourself together
couldnt you a savved it for later or somethin

[wwhiner]

the problem wwas i arrivved right after wwe fuckin died
so suddenly she was gone and then back again

[hipsterdouchebag]

wwell fuck
thats pretty fuckin terrible
but as long as she aint traumatized or anythin