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[hipsterdouchebag]

look lady
i dont knoww wwhat you think youre fuckin doin
but you and me, wwe aint friends
and i dont care if you think im fuckin adorable
i mean
i am as handsome as someone of my rank and title should vvery wwell be
but
adorable aint a dignified term

so fuckin can it before i troll you to wwithin an inch of your scumbag life

Comments

[hipsterdouchebag]

you and i can agree about that if nothin else

[chronomancer]

its just howw it wworks
nothin you or me or anyone can do about it
wwish some people wwould just accept it though

[hipsterdouchebag]

yeah
i guess i should probably just learn to fuckin deal wwith it
like i end up havvin to do wwith evverythin else in this festerin shithole of a life

[chronomancer]

sometimes its almost okay
sure it nevver lasts and it alwways turns out to be wworst than expected
but its better than doin nothin

[hipsterdouchebag]

hmm
wwell
thanks for your advvice i guess
maybe this wwill be the one time shit goes right
ha
yeah right

[chronomancer]

at least maybe you wwont end up dead
im
kind of really fuckin tired of dead eridans

[hipsterdouchebag]

jegus
dead eridans are like dead wwhores
nobody likes em
least of all me

[chronomancer]

they had their uses but
not anymore
i swwear if i see another fuckin corpse
im goin to rewwind my ass all the wway back to before life evven started and fuck it all to paradox space

[hipsterdouchebag]

wwell good luck wwith that

[chronomancer]

hn
so wwhat are you goin to do anywway?

[hipsterdouchebag]

i dont fuckin knoww
maybe ill play along wwith her insipid games for funsies or somethin

[chronomancer]

wwoww
im
not used to people actually followwin my advvice
this is
novvelty

[hipsterdouchebag]

yeah wwell
i guess i can appreciate the element of surprise
clearly ivve been doin somethin wwrong

[chronomancer]

wwhat existin?

[hipsterdouchebag]

ha ha fuckin ha




yeah pretty much

[chronomancer]

wwho knowws
maybe actually followwin my advvice wwill do you good
i mean
here i am
givvin all this fuckin advvice that no one evver takes
maybe you wwill be my chance to provve howw fuckin awwesome my advvice is

[hipsterdouchebag]

i think that wwould be pretty fuckin ironic
i mean
it wwould be like wwe wwere fuckin
fullfillin each other or somethin

[chronomancer]

ironic
if jade wwere here he wwouldnt let me livve it dowwn
but yeah
ironic wworks
so try not to die horribly or somethin like pretty much evveryone i evver gave advvice to did

[hipsterdouchebag]

okay i can try and do that
but only cause youre me
wwell kinda

[chronomancer]

swweet
yeah im
wwell judgin by the color
id say im you wwithout the fins

[hipsterdouchebag]

wwoww that must suck
my fins are fuckin gorgeous

[chronomancer]

modest arent wwe
i dont knoww
i think it depends on wwhos wwearin them
captors made him look like a douche
but sollux wwas alright i guess

[hipsterdouchebag]

nah ivve long since decided that modesty aint for me
captor wwith fins huh
guess its better than vvantas

[chronomancer]

i dont knoww wwhy
but the idea of fins on kar is just
ridiculous

[hipsterdouchebag]

to be honest hed probably rip them off in a fit of rage or somethin