Kronk is a little puzzled by modern clothes.

[squeak_squeaker]

Mun, uh... what are zippers? And shoelaces? And buttons?

I kinda like buttons, they got something lovable about them like little gumdrops that you can't eat for on your clothes, but shoelaces look like they're awfully complicated!

You don't suppose I can just keep wearing my own stuff? I know most people I meet here are modern people, but most of them are also kinda skinny and a lot paler than me and... and isn't it a good thing to be yourself, mun? That's what the Junior Chipmunks taught me, growing up... yeah. [Slow blink.]

I bet those guys that make fun of my purple man skirt are just jealous they can't pull it off! Maybe I should just sew some buttons on it, so everyone's going to think it's new? [Kronk thought it was real smart of him to think of that. He was bound to fool EVERYONE with his buttons!]

Comments

[satdownbesideher]

Not especially.

What if I just decide to take it instead?

[squeak_squeaker]

Now that's just not nice... I know my chin's on the big side, but-

Take it where? [Headtilt.]

[satdownbesideher]

... are you really that stupid?

[squeak_squeaker]

HEY. I'm not stupid. I'm...uh. I'm just really, really confused!

[satdownbesideher]

No, you're a moron.

Forget the head. I wouldn't want such an empty thing anyway.

[squeak_squeaker]

We're not going to be besr friends, are we? [That made Kronk very sad!]

[satdownbesideher]

I don't do friends, especially with idiot fleshbags.

[squeak_squeaker]

...ohh. [Kronk just looked sad. It was a shame they couldn't become friends!]

[satdownbesideher]

Run along now, before I decide to squash you like a bug.

[squeak_squeaker]

Don't you want a hug first? I give great ones!

[satdownbesideher]

No.

[squeak_squeaker]

Alright. Uhh... bye then! I hope you have a nice day and stuff.