99.9% of all fictional psychiatrists are evil, especially when placed in asylum memes.

[psycho_logist]

Being chased by a werewolf through a mental hospital is not, in fact, my idea of a good time. Perhaps I do have some very slight impulse control problems. I can admit that now. I'll learn from this experience, assuming I survive. I think the major lesson here is "actually werewolves do exist, and they get angry even if they willingly signed forms agreeing to undergo experimental drug testing."

What is science, if not learning something new every day?

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[rainfading]

One half tends to inform the other. I know a little bit about werewolves.

[ and all about EVIL DOCTORS :| ]

[psycho_logist]

That might be true under normal circumstances, whatever those are. I'm fairly sure whatever he's experiencing right now does not qualify as normal.

[rainfading]

Mm, well. My bet's staying on his taking your beside manner personally.

[psycho_logist]

That's hardly in dispute, but he doesn't need a human mind to do that. I'm sure he would exhibit greater intelligence than a wolf, which would be interesting if that's what I had been trying to test.

[rainfading]

Speaking of tests, isn't it a little difficult to go over your ever so ethically-acquired data if your throat's ripped out? Whether or not he takes out whoever is in his way.

[psycho_logist]

Yes, that would be a discouraging turn of events.

[rainfading]

If only all moderately sadistic mental health professionals had such a cavalier approach to their well-being.

[psycho_logist]

If only.

[rainfading]

Seriously, though, you are a sick power-tripping fuck, and while you may not be all that invested, I really do hope Derek eviscerates you slowly.

Just thought I should mention, you know, for fourth wall posterity. Okay?

[psycho_logist]

I was admiring your forbearance. It's unusual in a person of your apparent age, but clearly, you have a great deal of restraint.

Many people don't think deeply about that word, restraint. Does it not inherently imply its own demise? Restraint is only important until the moment you let it go. Restraint is like pulling back the string of a bow. It's something you must do actively, and once you stop, something very powerful is released.

Or, in this case, just something you couldn't quite hold back anymore, since hurting me physically is not currently an option. So thank you for your honesty. It was interesting.

[rainfading]

No, I wouldn't lay a finger on you.

But okay. Good talk!

[psycho_logist]

[HE SEES THAT SPECIFIC WORDING THERE YVETTE HE'S PRETTY SURE YOU MUST HAVE WAYS]

[rainfading]

[ SPOILERS IF SHE EVER GETS YOUR 'WORD' ON ANYTHING, HOWEVER FLIPPANTLY, IT WILL BECOME A HORRIBLY TWISTED UNBREAKABLE MAGIC OATH YOU CAN'T GET OUT OF

BUT NONE OF IT MATTERS BEHIND THIS STUPID FOURTH WALL >:(

so yes she hung out helplessly tensing like a strung bow until she felt like wishing some satisfying violence upon him. ]