99.9% of all fictional psychiatrists are evil, especially when placed in asylum memes.

[psycho_logist]

Being chased by a werewolf through a mental hospital is not, in fact, my idea of a good time. Perhaps I do have some very slight impulse control problems. I can admit that now. I'll learn from this experience, assuming I survive. I think the major lesson here is "actually werewolves do exist, and they get angry even if they willingly signed forms agreeing to undergo experimental drug testing."

What is science, if not learning something new every day?