On his app being sent to towerofanimus

[andajarofdirt]

 ...fine, fine, bugger all, we'll do things your way!

But if that trunk thing isn't full of rum bottles, we're gonna have words, Missy, you and I. 

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[andajarofdirt]

[These are the lice of Jack Sparrow. They could probably survive nuclear winter. But at least they're good to eat? Maybe?]

I can tell. Are there any other pearls 'a wisdom you feel like sharin' with good ol' Captain Jack?

[beknightedheroine]

_{[...so that hair is as good as a loss.]}

Nothing really good springs to mind.

...but hey, now I'm curious. _{[He was complaining about booze, so.]} Is your last name 'Daniels?'

[andajarofdirt]

Sparrow, darlin'. I'm Captain Jack Sparrow.