in regard to her app sample

[abdicates]

If you honestly go through with this asinine cake in the rain stupidity for my sample I promise that I'll find a way to melt whatever passes for your mind these days from the inside out.

...and while we're on the subject of unsatisfactory application areas, my weapon section needs some serious revising. I refuse to have anything she owned representing me, especially in battle.

Comments

[consider8]

Oho?
Well, aren't you an interesting one.
I don't think I've seen you in any previous iterations of my world.

Oh, 8ut allow me to digress 8efore I get too far off topic.
8y your statement and general demeanor, I get the sense -- and 8y that I mean I know -- that you are not content with the current state of the application your player is providing.
Which appears to 8e a common sentiment, judging from the state of topics form on this present medium.

[abdicates]

In a dramatic twist that absolutely no one saw coming, the vast expanse of paradox space and its quirks cannot be known by a single person. Shocking, I know.

Discontent bordering on mutiny has been a running theme with the useless thing directing my actions, although it doesn't surprise me that this isn't a unique situation. As a species humans aren't given over to intelligence.

[consider8]

That's a 8it harsh, don't you think?

[abdicates]

Not in the least. If anything it's an understatement given language's difficulty in producing words able to accurately describe vast cosmic failures.

OTL

[consider8]

Oh? Then perhaps that necessitates the use of many words.

And as luck may have it, I have nowhere else to 8e at the moment.

One of the perks of 8eing dead, I suppose.

[abdicates]

They don't deserve the careful thought which such a diatribe would entail, so instead I'll be concise: if they were completely eradicated nothing of value would be lost.

[consider8]

Oh dear.
I'm afraid we've reached an impasse, then.
I find them quite endearing in many respects.

[abdicates]

It's not much of an impasse at all. Everyone is entitled to their opinion, and thankfully those with brainless ones such as yours are too useless to cause much damage.

[consider8]

Heh.

You remind me of a friend of mine.

[abdicates]

Hopefully one not as saturated in stupidity and blind sentimentality as her acquaintance.

[consider8]

Oh no.
You may 8e pleased to know she was undenia8ly ruthless and tyrannical.
Every 8it of a 8adass 8itch as she could ever hope to 8e.
Of course I could attempt to provide you with an allegorical account as to why this was folly and ultimately ended up causing more harm to her than good.
8ut I think we 8oth know that such an account would 8e unduly futile and mostly unwanted.

Though I did try to warn her.
And I'm stating that for the record.

[abdicates]

Considering that I don't make a habit of being lectured by ignorant strangers you'd be correct for the first time in this conversation.

I'm immensely gladdened by the fact that this hypothetical companion of yours possessed more common sense than you do, though.

[consider8]

Now you are the one jumping to conclusions.
You may note that I never expressed just how the two of you are similar.
And to her disservice, she was impulsive and moody and all manner of terri8ly illogical things.
In fact, I would assume that you two would pro8a8ly not get along.
Of you I can only say that with a modicum of certainty.
Of her I can sat that with certainty that's a8solute.

I do find it interesting, though, that you were quick to attri8ute qualities you respected to some8ody similar.
Do you not also find that interesting? :::;)

[abdicates]

Not particularly. Despite sweeps of being proved wrong I've been unable to stamp out the flickering hope that I'm not the only capable person in existence.

Cordiality has nothing to do with it.

[consider8]

I would further assume that, like her, you too have experienced pain and anguish.
Something deep and 8itter.
Something hidden and guarded.
Something that would 8est 8e left remembered and 8rought into the light.

[abdicates]

Or perhaps I'm simply disappointed with the peers presented to me by chance and chronology.

Pain and anguish are stock experiences for a troll; those who allow it to affect them are better off culled.

[consider8]

If you are of the iteration I think you to 8e, then I can say you are pro8a8ly correct.
Although I don't think there is a 8eing on any planet in all of paradox space that doesn't suffer some hardship in their lives.
It is one of the sweet miseries of 8eing alive.

Oh 8ut look at us, we have strayed so far off topic that some8ody will likely form a search party to find us!

[abdicates]

The question, of course, is whether or not they'll find you alive.

[consider8]

You forget that I already told you the answer to that question.

[abdicates]

I didn't, although your implication that my memory functions as well as a sieve is almost endearing. I simply opted for the more metaphorical and streamlined saying rather than the more accurate 'existing on a plane with which the physically living may interact with in a manner familiar to them'.

Call it my preference for elegance acting up again.

[consider8]

Then I am afraid the meaning of the statement is lost on me.
Along with the topic, it would seem.

[abdicates]

I suppose that's what I get for attempting to be subtly threatening for once. I really should know better and keep to the avenues I'm more familiar with.

[consider8]

I'm afraid you've 8rought this on yourself, threatening a ghost.

[abdicates]

I've threatened much worse with little fear, but I suppose I really should have left well enough alone and let the lowbloods deal with the legitimately dead.

[consider8]

As it stands, we are limited to just you, me, and our mundanes.
8ut I can tell when I am outliving my welcome.
Did you think to offer a compromise?