Awkward Batfam love triangles 2012

[hackingyoursensors]

What are you talking about? There is no love triangle. I don't have a "schoolboy crush" on Steph. Sure, she's nice and a good fighter and, yeah, pretty. But it's just esteem, not a crush. There's a very clear difference.

By the way, don't you have work to do? Maybe you should focus on that instead of making up so-called "crushes" I have.

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[backwordscompatible]

[Meanwhile, someone's sitting over in the corner here, looking incredibly amused by everything]

Really, now?

Tell me more.

[hackingyoursensors]

Apparently we fell madly in love during our brief training session. Sorry, I was going to break it to you gently.

[backwordscompatible]

No, no. This is good stuff. Better than those trashy novels they sell at the convenience store.

[Not that she reads them or anything.]

[hackingyoursensors]

To make it even better, she's my "brother's" ex-girlfriend. I'm just waiting for someone to get amnesia. Maybe I have an evil twin.

[backwordscompatible]

We'll stick a fake mustache on you. Nobody'll ever know the difference.

[hackingyoursensors]

It can't match my hair color at all, though. Nothing says evil twin like a curly brown mustache.

[backwordscompatible]

Nah. Too boring.

It should be blonde. To match Steph's hair.

[hackingyoursensors]

So does Steph get a mustache too? Because if I have an evil twin, she must too.

[backwordscompatible]

Obviously. Hers is black. And extra twirly.

We're not walking away from this conversation until everybody has a mustache.

[hackingyoursensors]

Fair enough.

How about you? Brown handlebar mustache?

[backwordscompatible]

Red.

[hackingyoursensors]

Nice. Now for the tricky one: Tim.

[backwordscompatible]

Grey.

[acceptableinthe90s]

[Slides on over.] Why waste time talking about other girls when there's one like you around?

[liedtobatman]

Sorry we were just going.

[Brb dragging Kon away]

[acceptableinthe90s]

[Wait, Tim, noooo.] How are you going to watch and learn this way?

[liedtobatman]

I wouldn't learn to flirt from you even if my life depended on it.

I have a girlfriend in my timeline anyway. I'm alright on that front, get it?

[acceptableinthe90s]

No offense, but from the sounds of things you're still jonsing something bad for Steph, you just don't think you deserve her.

Which is a load of bull because there aren't many guys like you, Tim.

[liedtobatman]

I'm not the clone of a Kryptonian here. I'm a normal guy with a mask and some training under his belt.

[Not touching the Steph thing kthxb]

[acceptableinthe90s]

Who leads a team of awesome super powered heroes and has gotten us outta more messes than I wanna admit. [Grins.]

[liedtobatman]

Will you get mad if I ask you to repeat that while I record it?

[acceptableinthe90s]

Repeat what?

[liedtobatman]

I hate you a little right now.

[acceptableinthe90s]

Nu uh.

[backwordscompatible]

Do I know you?