Awkward Batfam love triangles 2012

[hackingyoursensors]

What are you talking about? There is no love triangle. I don't have a "schoolboy crush" on Steph. Sure, she's nice and a good fighter and, yeah, pretty. But it's just esteem, not a crush. There's a very clear difference.

By the way, don't you have work to do? Maybe you should focus on that instead of making up so-called "crushes" I have.

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[backwordscompatible]

No, no. This is good stuff. Better than those trashy novels they sell at the convenience store.

[Not that she reads them or anything.]

[hackingyoursensors]

To make it even better, she's my "brother's" ex-girlfriend. I'm just waiting for someone to get amnesia. Maybe I have an evil twin.

[backwordscompatible]

We'll stick a fake mustache on you. Nobody'll ever know the difference.

[hackingyoursensors]

It can't match my hair color at all, though. Nothing says evil twin like a curly brown mustache.

[backwordscompatible]

Nah. Too boring.

It should be blonde. To match Steph's hair.

[hackingyoursensors]

So does Steph get a mustache too? Because if I have an evil twin, she must too.

[backwordscompatible]

Obviously. Hers is black. And extra twirly.

We're not walking away from this conversation until everybody has a mustache.

[hackingyoursensors]

Fair enough.

How about you? Brown handlebar mustache?

[backwordscompatible]

Red.

[hackingyoursensors]

Nice. Now for the tricky one: Tim.

[backwordscompatible]

Grey.

[hackingyoursensors]

Grey and kind of puffy. Like a stereotypical old man's mustache.

[backwordscompatible]

It's like we're reading each other's minds. I love it.

[hackingyoursensors]

We don't even need Miss M's help to do it. That's impressive.

[backwordscompatible]

Probably because we spend so much time together.

Either that, or we're just that awesome.

[hackingyoursensors]

I'm gonna say it's probably both.

[backwordscompatible]

I can live with that.

Oh, speaking of...if you and she are going to run away together, does this mean I'm going to have to look for a new roommate?

[hackingyoursensors]

You've got Robin Jr. I'm sure he'll keep you company.

[backwordscompatible]

That's true.

Maybe now we can throw that wild house party.

[hackingyoursensors]

You make it sound like I'm adverse to wild house parties.

[backwordscompatible]

Don't you have a sunset to go frolick hand-in-hand off into?

[hackingyoursensors]

I have to find my frolicee.

[backwordscompatible]

Better get on that, then. And tell her I say hi.

[hackingyoursensors]

Can do. I'll send you a postcard when I get wherever I'm going.

[backwordscompatible]

Nice. I'll be sure to tape it to the fridge.