Awkward Batfam love triangles 2012

[hackingyoursensors]

What are you talking about? There is no love triangle. I don't have a "schoolboy crush" on Steph. Sure, she's nice and a good fighter and, yeah, pretty. But it's just esteem, not a crush. There's a very clear difference.

By the way, don't you have work to do? Maybe you should focus on that instead of making up so-called "crushes" I have.

Comments

[hackingyoursensors]

You make it sound like I'm adverse to wild house parties.

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Don't you have a sunset to go frolick hand-in-hand off into?

[hackingyoursensors]

I have to find my frolicee.

[backwordscompatible]

Better get on that, then. And tell her I say hi.

[hackingyoursensors]

Can do. I'll send you a postcard when I get wherever I'm going.

[backwordscompatible]

Nice. I'll be sure to tape it to the fridge.

[hackingyoursensors]

Good, I wouldn't want you to forget me.

[backwordscompatible]

Every time I see a sunset out the window, I'll sigh wistfully and wonder where you are. And how much trouble you're getting into.

[hackingyoursensors]

And be jealous that you're not getting into it too.

[backwordscompatible]

You say that like I can't find my own trouble.

I'm wounded, Robin. Right in the heart.

[hackingyoursensors]

But we only get in our own unique kind of trouble.

[backwordscompatible]

Who says I don't?

Admit it, you'll miss me too.

[hackingyoursensors]

Hmm. Maybe a little.

[backwordscompatible]

Only a little?

[hackingyoursensors]

More than a little but less than a lot.

[backwordscompatible]

I'm not sure how to feel about that, honestly.

[hackingyoursensors]

If I missed you too much, I'd never get out of bed. So, it's the way it has to be.

[backwordscompatible]

Well, I wouldn't want that to happen. Shame.

[hackingyoursensors]

It looks like you'll have to accept my more than a little and less than a lot of missing you.

[backwordscompatible]

Says who?

[hackingyoursensors]

The universe, I think.

[backwordscompatible]

When do I ever listen to what the universe tells me to do?

[hackingyoursensors]

Since when you started listening to what anyone tells you to do. [i.e. never]

[backwordscompatible]

[Exactly]

Hey, I listen to you. Sometimes.

[hackingyoursensors]

Only because you're feeling generous and I'm always full of good ideas.