this post will probably have amazing spider-spoilers in the comments

[punchingplz]

What the hell do you mean I'm 'like Dr. Connor's stupid jock brother'? I don't even know who he is!

Comments

heya! c:

[punchingplz]

Hey, I'm not stupid.

[He's not denying the 'jock' part, though.]

Can you believe I only saw Avengers a week ago? /SO late to the party

[sixthanimorph]

Okay, okay, That was harsh. It should've been 'impaired jock'.

[Who says he can't be politically correct?]

It's quite a good film. c:

[punchingplz]

How about we settle for just 'jock'. No stupid, no impaired, nothing like that.

That it is! How was Amazing Spider-Man? I might see that this weekend.

[sixthanimorph]

Are you sure even 'jock' counts? 'Jock' is usually for big football players my age, not juiced-up old army dudes.

It was okay. I really liked Emma Stone, but Andrew Garfield was okay

[punchingplz]

Hey, I played rugby when I was younger. I think that's jock enough.

And I'm not old.

All I keep hearing about is Spidey using Bing.

[sixthanimorph]

Back when dinosaurs ruled the Earth, right?

Dude, you're not just old, you're ancient. I think I saw you in a special on the History Channel.

Yeeeeeah. Product placement is "fun"

[punchingplz]

Fuck you, David.

I see you wrote Blonsky up some apps; got him anywhere?

[sixthanimorph]

You sound more and more like Rachel every time I run into you.

I've got him at TPH, but I'm always looking for more games. c:

[punchingplz]

Here's hoping that's a compliment.

I'm still looking. TPH looked cool, but I also heard it was kinda slow.

[sixthanimorph]

Dude, I know you are Rachel were all BFFs, but she was psycho. Even for you she was psycho.

It really is. Aaaand I sent you a message about a potential game. c:

[punchingplz]

...yeah, she was kinda psycho. I liked her, though.

What the hell happened where you're from to make you and Rachel be...well, you and Rachel?

I got it! Poked around a litt,e sent a reply, and here I am again. :)

[sixthanimorph]

You would. She's all yours as far as I'm concerned.

What, she didn't tell you?

Whoot whoot!

[punchingplz]

If she did, I didn't listen.

[sixthanimorph]

Long story short, she thought I killed her bird boyfriend and threatened to kill my parents.

... Don't ask about the whole dating a bird thing.